Keira Knightley

**Nick** · November 23rd, 2007, 07:39 PM

**Captain Obvious** · November 23rd, 2007, 07:49 PM

Not that she really has any, but where are the titties?

**bobanos** · November 23rd, 2007, 08:28 PM

**Captain Obvious** · November 23rd, 2007, 09:03 PM

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meh $:\$

Yes, we ALL know she's 300# underweight for you.

**orientexpress** · November 24th, 2007, 03:01 AM

hotter when younger

**BigT** · November 24th, 2007, 04:48 AM

Kate Beckinsdale>*

**Joey** · November 24th, 2007, 10:20 AM

Let me know when she does porn

**Bill Shatner** · November 24th, 2007, 01:15 PM

I want to break that slim body in half with my c***

**bobanos** · November 24th, 2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Shatner

I want to break that slim body in half with my c***

**Joey** · November 24th, 2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bill Shatner

I want to break that slim body in half with my c***

I think that phaser has to be set beyond funky.

**Bill Shatner** · November 24th, 2007, 10:28 PM

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I think that phaser has to be set beyond funky.

You're right, I'll have to set it for "Black Guy".

**Jaredk** · November 25th, 2007, 03:19 PM

I have always wanted to sex her.

**Captain Obvious** · November 25th, 2007, 04:30 PM

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I have always wanted to sex her.

And yet, sadly, I doubt you've made HER list.

**Jaredk** · November 26th, 2007, 10:14 AM

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And yet, sadly, I doubt you've made HER list.

Maybe if she saw me at a bar she might want to f*** me.

No one will ever know.

**Captain Obvious** · November 26th, 2007, 03:15 PM

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Maybe if she saw me at a bar she might want to f*** me.

No one will ever know.

If she was strung out on female Viagra and you were the ONLY thing in the bar even remotely resembling a rod-shaped object she could pleasure herself with, I think she'd probably just stick her head in a gas oven instead.

**Jaredk** · November 27th, 2007, 12:54 AM

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If she was strung out on female Viagra and you were the ONLY thing in the bar even remotely resembling a rod-shaped object she could pleasure herself with, I think she'd probably just stick her head in a gas oven instead.

She would rather f*** me then some old man.

**shorgasm** · December 31st, 2007, 07:17 PM

I wanna be inside her badly...

**George Jung** · December 31st, 2007, 08:30 PM

She's gorgeous. I saw her in her latest movie. I was hot and bothered

She's that rare hybrid of good looking that makes your family love her*** and your friends really f***ing jealous.

**Lets face it, no one likes ugly people. The last thing mom/sibling/father wants to see is their son/sibling spending their life with an ugly person, but they dont want to see them with a girl that looks like a w**** either, except maybe a dad/brother that knows it's short term and you're killing it, mario style

**Captain Obvious** · December 31st, 2007, 08:31 PM

She can be hot, she can be nasty. She needs food

Sometimes she's simply stunning, other times I'd rather hit Roseanne Barr.

**Nick** · December 31st, 2007, 08:31 PM

I like her accent.

**George Jung** · December 31st, 2007, 08:32 PM

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I like her ridiculous hotness.

**Anthony** · December 31st, 2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Excellence

She's gorgeous. I saw her in her latest movie. I was hot and bothered

She's that rare hybrid of good looking that makes your family love her*** and your friends really f***ing jealous.

**Lets face it, no one likes ugly people. The last thing mom/sibling/father wants to see is their son/sibling spending their life with an ugly person, but they dont want to see them with a girl that looks like a w**** either, except maybe a dad/brother that knows it's short term and you're killing it, mario style

Bulls***. You know damned well that both of our families would be thrilled if we brough any girl home at this point.

**George Jung** · December 31st, 2007, 09:52 PM

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Bulls***. You know damned well that both of our families would be thrilled if we brough any girl home at this point.

My mom would not be pleased if I brought home an ugly girl

My family is weird. Parents dont even have to get involved. We look to our cousins/siblings for approval. If they say no, b****/dude gets the boot

One of my aunts said she's glad she doesn't even have to worry about her daughter and who hes dating because we (the kids) are far better at knowing whats up. Since our decision is more powerful than hers anyway, she's on easy street. It did backfire once though. A dad wasn't happy about an interracial relationship. The guy was a real good guy though.

"Relax. It's the new age, we're from old way of thinking. We are wrong here and you know it."
"What would you do if [name of her daughter] came home with a black guy"
"kill them both."

**michelob** · December 31st, 2007, 09:55 PM

She has that "I want Michelob" look on her face. I've seen it before

**George Jung** · December 31st, 2007, 10:03 PM

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She has that "I want Michelob" look on her face. I've seen it before

You're confusing fear for despair.

**Anthony** · December 31st, 2007, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Excellence

My mom would not be pleased if I brought home an ugly girl

My family is weird. Parents dont even have to get involved. We look to our cousins/siblings for approval. If they say no, b****/dude gets the boot

One of my aunts said she's glad she doesn't even have to worry about her daughter and who hes dating because we (the kids) are far better at knowing whats up. Since our decision is more powerful than hers anyway, she's on easy street. It did backfire once though. A dad wasn't happy about an interracial relationship. The guy was a real good guy though.

"Relax. It's the new age, we're from old way of thinking. We are wrong here and you know it."
"What would you do if [name of her daughter] came home with a black guy"
"kill them both."

My cousin married a black guy and had a kid with him. He left her shortly thereafter.

Needless to say, my family wasn't thrilled.

**George Jung** · December 31st, 2007, 10:13 PM

My other cousin (in med school) married an indian doctor(ding-dong indian, not abah-abah, flying chief indian). I honestly haven't heard from her or heard her name mentioned since.

**Mannix** · December 31st, 2007, 11:01 PM

My cousin married a goat. We had them over for Thanksgiving and everything was just fine...you'd never meet a better well-mannered goat. That is, until the Cowboys started losing. The goat went nuts and scarfed down all the leftovers. Then the goat got into the eggnog...

Well, somebody left the door open and the damn goat ran out into the street and got hit by a truck. It survived, but we spent the rest of the evening in the waiting room at the hospital. Needless to say, we aren't very happy with my cousin and the goat.

**Captain Obvious** · January 1st, 2008, 02:42 PM

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My cousin married a goat. We had them over for Thanksgiving and everything was just fine...you'd never meet a better well-mannered goat. That is, until the Cowboys started losing. The goat went nuts and scarfed down all the leftovers. Then the goat got into the eggnog...

Well, somebody left the door open and the damn goat ran out into the street and got hit by a truck. It survived, but we spent the rest of the evening in the waiting room at the hospital. Needless to say, we aren't very happy with my cousin and the goat.

Should have cut the head off it instead.

**DustinWS6** · January 1st, 2008, 07:23 PM

I think she is very hot

**Nick** · March 31st, 2008, 12:03 AM

**tallnick** · March 31st, 2008, 06:09 AM

Very pretty face but the body is just meh.. she needs some curves.. the mole hill she has for boobs aren't enough. If I recall the last movie she was in she looked terrible.. I agree with Big T Kate Beckensale is by FAR better looking though.

**Pillamyd** · March 31st, 2008, 08:40 AM

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I haven't seen this thread in awhile... so I had to look thru the pics again.

**Hitler** · March 31st, 2008, 08:41 AM

I vould floss my teeth vith her six inch ass hairs.

**TreeGreenZ** · March 31st, 2008, 02:18 PM

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Very pretty face but the body is just meh.. she needs some curves.. the mole hill she has for boobs aren't enough. If I recall the last movie she was in she looked terrible.. I agree with Big T Kate Beckensale is by FAR better looking though.

yea I am with you guys I think Kate Beckinsale is awesome and is also one of the best for hotness and take home to mom types, plus she has the sexy accent to