January 9th, 2008, 03:48 PM
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Ok.. tell me what you want..
if i left something off.. let me know.. don't want to leave anyone out.. sooooo
January 9th, 2008, 09:08 PM
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I want witchy to have more time off so she can stay home and surf the net for beautiful ladies!!!
I'll say it again I love your taste in women!!!
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January 9th, 2008, 09:09 PM
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Freaks.
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White shirts, plaid skirts...
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January 9th, 2008, 10:07 PM
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January 9th, 2008, 10:10 PM
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January 9th, 2008, 11:16 PM
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January 10th, 2008, 12:07 AM
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Brunettes.
January 10th, 2008, 01:37 AM
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blondes
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January 10th, 2008, 05:10 AM
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January 10th, 2008, 09:13 AM
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brunettes
I totally agree.
January 10th, 2008, 10:19 AM
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All but "suicide girls/tattooed wonders", "other", and definitely NO ANTHONY!
January 10th, 2008, 12:28 PM
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Lies. You long for my hairy shaft.
January 10th, 2008, 12:37 PM
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Lies. You long for my hairy shaft.
Go jerk off with steel wool. Soaked in onion juices.
January 10th, 2008, 11:05 PM
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-Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
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January 10th, 2008, 11:11 PM
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Eastern European blondes
January 11th, 2008, 12:30 AM
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we talked about porn at work and realized no one has ever seen albino porn...
got any?
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January 11th, 2008, 02:40 AM
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Contortionists
January 11th, 2008, 08:43 AM
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-Jesus Christ jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum
-Jailbait
-Russians
-Cheerleaders
-Babysitters
ummm scaring me...
Quote:
Originally Posted by
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Eastern European blondes
ok.. yuck hairy blondes but ok if that is what you want
Quote:
Originally Posted by
lucky_topher
we talked about porn at work and realized no one has ever seen albino porn...
got any?
extremely white girls doing porn...
next thing you know ya'll weirdo's will be asking for midgets
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Contortionists
amazingly enough i have some of those
January 11th, 2008, 09:32 AM
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Holy s***, midgets would be awesome! Seriously.
January 11th, 2008, 11:11 AM
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Quote:
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extremely white girls doing porn...
next thing you know ya'll weirdo's will be asking for midgets
not extremely white girls... talking about the albinos with the very white skin and white hair... not "goth" or whatever...
you asked...
but can you follow through?
January 11th, 2008, 11:27 AM
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Quote:
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extremely white girls doing porn...
next thing you know ya'll weirdo's will be asking for midgets
Witchy, I want Eastern European or Russian jailbait cheerleaders that are albino midgets please, doing porn while wearing plaid skirts and white shirts, with some whips and chains involved.
January 11th, 2008, 11:32 AM
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Quote:
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not extremely white girls... talking about the albinos with the very white skin and white hair... not "goth" or whatever...
you asked...
but can you follow through?
if you dought me... stay out...
you would be suprised at what i had on my computer...
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Captain Obvious
Witchy, I want Eastern European or Russian jailbait cheerleaders that are albino midgets please, doing porn while wearing plaid skirts and white shirts, with some whips and chains involved.
i think i might
tring to find it... but let me see what i can do about it
January 11th, 2008, 11:38 AM
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No hairy chicks for me.
January 11th, 2008, 11:40 AM
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thank you
January 11th, 2008, 12:19 PM
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So, where are the midgets?
January 11th, 2008, 12:22 PM
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So, where are the midgets?
In your pants
January 11th, 2008, 12:24 PM
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i'm at work.. i can see me explaining why there is midget porn on my work computer
January 11th, 2008, 12:24 PM
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In your pants
January 11th, 2008, 12:25 PM
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Yup, sounds like the right size, in inches
January 11th, 2008, 12:26 PM
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C'mon, we need some more of this!
January 11th, 2008, 12:26 PM
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Yup, sounds like the right size, in inches
have you been peeking in his window or something ...
January 11th, 2008, 12:26 PM
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Yup, sounds like the right size, in inches
So predictable.
For his next post, he'll freak out Witchy again!
January 11th, 2008, 12:27 PM
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January 11th, 2008, 12:32 PM
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have you been peeking in his window or something ...
Nah, just going on the word of the old man stalking him.
January 11th, 2008, 12:32 PM
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So predictable.
For his next post, he'll freak out Witchy again!
FAIL
January 11th, 2008, 12:35 PM
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So predictable.
For his next post, he'll freak out Witchy again!
January 11th, 2008, 08:41 PM
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Snow Bunnies.
Witchy as a Snow Bunnie
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January 12th, 2008, 09:14 PM
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Big Lips.....ya know meaty boxes and such.
January 13th, 2008, 10:06 PM
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redheads
January 14th, 2008, 01:42 AM
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I prefer to skip the beav shots.
January 14th, 2008, 01:50 AM
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Chicks making out together.
January 14th, 2008, 12:25 PM
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Big Lips.....ya know meaty boxes and such.
January 15th, 2008, 12:48 AM
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REDHEADS!!!
January 15th, 2008, 10:59 AM
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January 19th, 2008, 11:54 AM
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I voted other................
Id like to see small breasted girls with pierced nipples and meat curtains please!
January 20th, 2008, 10:59 PM
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i want to see the pics of witchy
January 21st, 2008, 02:15 AM
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Quote:
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Captain Obvious
Witchy, I want Eastern European or Russian jailbait cheerleaders that are albino midgets please, doing porn while wearing plaid skirts and white shirts, with some whips and chains involved.
I want all of the above, but with hairy c***s.
January 25th, 2008, 08:53 AM
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STOCKINGS!!! not fishnets, STOCKINGS! white or black
not any of those other f***ing colors
January 25th, 2008, 09:10 AM
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STOCKINGS!!! not fishnets, STOCKINGS! white or black
not any of those other f***ing colors
no need to yell at me...
January 26th, 2008, 08:30 AM
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I must be hard to please.. no snowbunnies...
although i must confess, i don't run across them much myself.
January 26th, 2008, 12:56 PM
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I want all of the above, but with hairy c***s.
January 26th, 2008, 02:51 PM
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Midgets. That reminds me of Stephen Hawking back in the days of LS1!
This question is for LoneStar:
Why skip the beav shots? Just curious because from what I've seen or heard, most men want to see those shots.
January 26th, 2008, 04:42 PM
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I like the boobs more. Plus the beav shots can be disturbing.
January 26th, 2008, 05:21 PM
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Disturbing?
Thanks for being frank.
January 27th, 2008, 11:00 PM
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no need to yell at me...
January 28th, 2008, 08:01 AM
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Quote:
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Midgets. That reminds me of Stephen Hawking back in the days of LS1!
This question is for LoneStar:
Why skip the beav shots? Just curious because from what I've seen or heard, most men want to see those shots.
she can see enough of her own whenever she wants..
January 28th, 2008, 08:37 AM
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June 28th, 2008, 07:42 PM
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bush shots ftw!
July 29th, 2008, 08:58 PM
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