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Old September 17th, 2008, 09:39 AM   #61
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Believe it or not, I s*** a third time last night. That's three good s***s in a day.
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Old September 17th, 2008, 11:29 AM   #62
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Old September 17th, 2008, 08:38 PM   #63
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Only s*** once today.

But the day is not yet over.
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Old September 17th, 2008, 08:40 PM   #64
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Old November 30th, 2008, 12:36 AM   #65
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It is a good day to s***...

and the day is not yet over.
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Old November 30th, 2008, 10:16 AM   #66
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Old January 18th, 2009, 09:32 PM   #67
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Old January 19th, 2009, 12:00 AM   #68
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I am not feeling so well today, just had me a nice case of the hershey squirts.
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Old January 19th, 2009, 12:01 AM   #69
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But the day is not yet over.
I've take three today
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Old January 19th, 2009, 12:13 AM   #70
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Drinking carrot juice does weird things to the appearance of your dukies.

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Old January 19th, 2009, 01:56 AM   #71
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I went with my buddy to get his oil changed the other day and took a s*** in the place's bathroom, took a pic and sent it to him. The look he had on his face when I walked out
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Old January 21st, 2009, 06:56 PM   #72
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Try drinking Fierce Grape Gatorade. It makes you s*** purple.
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Old January 21st, 2009, 07:27 PM   #73
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Try drinking Fierce Grape Gatorade. It makes you s*** purple.
I guess I never realized how much you must really love purple.
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Old January 21st, 2009, 07:35 PM   #74
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I was just drinking some refreshing Gatorade.
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Old January 21st, 2009, 08:53 PM   #75
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I actually was thinking the same thing.
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Old January 21st, 2009, 09:16 PM   #76
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Old January 21st, 2009, 09:19 PM   #77
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Old January 21st, 2009, 11:42 PM   #78
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Old January 22nd, 2009, 09:57 AM   #79
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I hate those s***s where you gotta push...breaks off and you still got some stuck in there but don't have to go anymore...use up 1/2 a roll for clean up.
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Old January 22nd, 2009, 10:53 AM   #80
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Old January 22nd, 2009, 10:58 AM   #81
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I hate those s***s where you gotta push...breaks off and you still got some stuck in there but don't have to go anymore...use up 1/2 a roll for clean up.
Get some fiber in your diet, sheesh.
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Old January 22nd, 2009, 11:16 AM   #82
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Get some fiber in your diet, sheesh.
It's a rare moment...happens once in a while
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Old January 22nd, 2009, 09:18 PM   #83
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I guess the Japs think our new President likes guns.
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Old March 20th, 2009, 10:07 PM   #84
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Well, looks like it's that time again...
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Old March 20th, 2009, 10:10 PM   #85
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Well, looks like it's that time again...
Since I have been on a diet, I go about 3 times a week. Just so you know.
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Old March 20th, 2009, 10:12 PM   #86
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Well, I had to s***, but it "went away".

When a s*** "goes away", where does it go?

Yes, I checked my underwear - still clean.

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Old March 20th, 2009, 10:13 PM   #87
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Well, I had to s***, but it "went away".

When a s*** "goes away", where does it go?

Yes, I checked my underwear - still clean.

Tomorrow is going to be epic.
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Old March 21st, 2009, 10:14 PM   #88
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Tomorrow is going to be epic.
It's now tomorrow. Is it epic?
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Old March 22nd, 2009, 12:05 AM   #89
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It's now tomorrow. Is it epic?
Not so much
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Old October 23rd, 2009, 10:41 PM   #90
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Old October 24th, 2009, 09:00 AM   #92
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I've been saving up. Installing a new toilet today and I want to give it a good test run.
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Old October 24th, 2009, 04:26 PM   #93
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I've been saving up. Installing a new toilet today and I want to give it a good test run.
I hope you got a Ferguson - "The King of Bowls"
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