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January 13th, 2008, 02:55 AM
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Going to s***
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January 13th, 2008, 03:00 AM
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Back! Anybody miss me?
January 13th, 2008, 03:03 AM
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January 13th, 2008, 03:29 AM
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You left the best part in the toilet
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January 13th, 2008, 04:16 AM
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You left the best part in the toilet
shut up dong
January 13th, 2008, 05:19 AM
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shut up dong
January 13th, 2008, 08:36 AM
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January 13th, 2008, 08:59 AM
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Back! Anybody miss me?
I hope you washed your hands.
January 13th, 2008, 11:43 AM
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Who s***s at 2am?
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January 13th, 2008, 02:44 PM
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Quote:
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Who s***s at 2am?
It's the middle of the night. Something you ate earlier kicked in your butt-coffee mechanism while you sleep. You barely wake up to that little grumble, then a cramp hits you like a ton of bricks and you just know that within 10 minutes you'll be running for the can to do some spray painting.
January 13th, 2008, 09:09 PM
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It's the middle of the night. Something you ate earlier kicked in your butt-coffee mechanism while you sleep. You barely wake up to that little grumble, then a cramp hits you like a ton of bricks and you just know that within 10 minutes you'll be running for the can to do some spray painting.
January 13th, 2008, 09:17 PM
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Harry Callahan
I hope you washed your hands.
Without fail.
January 13th, 2008, 09:19 PM
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Lonestar
Who s***s at 2am?
I'm at work. I work all night on the weekends. I s*** in the company toilets and don't flush it so it festers all weekend and leaves the head smelling incredibly foul by Monday morning. It's just my little way of
sticking it to the Man .
January 13th, 2008, 09:20 PM
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I'm at work. I work all night on the weekends. I s*** in the company toilets and don't flush it so it festers all weekend and leaves the head smelling incredibly foul by Monday morning. It's just my little way of
sticking it to the Man .
I just spit water on my keyboard
January 13th, 2008, 09:21 PM
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I s*** in the company toilets
i cant unless my tummy is up in arms
January 13th, 2008, 09:23 PM
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i cant unless my tummy is up in arms
I prefer to s*** at work. No sense in messing up my toilet.
January 13th, 2008, 09:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
michelob
I prefer to s*** at work. No sense in messing up my toilet.
Plus every time I s*** at home, the f***ing toilet clogs up. And I save money on s*** paper by s***ting at work.
January 15th, 2008, 04:25 PM
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Quote:
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Since you think that's funny, get a load of this:
Somebody put up a sign in near the stool I've been s***ting it (I like to s*** in the crippled people stool - lot more room). It says:
PLEASE FLUSH THIS TOILET
January 15th, 2008, 04:27 PM
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Yeah, I don't
take s***s, I
leave them...
...right where everybody can see them.
February 3rd, 2008, 08:49 PM
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Time to leave another s*** in the company toilet.
February 3rd, 2008, 09:04 PM
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k
February 3rd, 2008, 09:04 PM
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awesome
February 3rd, 2008, 09:04 PM
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neat
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cool
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sweet
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pimp
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amazing
February 3rd, 2008, 09:29 PM
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groovy
February 3rd, 2008, 09:58 PM
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February 3rd, 2008, 10:09 PM
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ADJECTIVES UP IN THIS MOTHERf***ER!!!
February 3rd, 2008, 10:26 PM
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Massive gassive, slightly passive, two-fisted, knurled and twisted, I'm telling you buddy it's kind of bloody.
February 4th, 2008, 09:37 AM
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February 4th, 2008, 09:40 AM
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Taking a s*** at work is the best.
February 4th, 2008, 09:59 AM
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I must congratulate myself on two fine examples of human waste this morning.
February 4th, 2008, 10:01 AM
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Quote:
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I must congratulate myself on two fine examples of human waste this morning.
Vell, you are accounted for. Vhat ist ze utter example?
February 4th, 2008, 10:02 AM
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Vell, you are accounted for. Vhat ist ze utter example?
Well, hitler also qualified as human waste
February 4th, 2008, 11:23 AM
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I s*** this morning. A real two flusher
superbowl food ftw.
February 4th, 2008, 11:27 AM
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I s*** this morning. A real two flusher
superbowl food ftw.
Two flushers are the best. After you s*** one of those out you feel damn good.
February 4th, 2008, 09:42 PM
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At work, all my s***s are
no-flushers .
February 5th, 2008, 08:31 AM
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At work, all my s***s are
no-flushers .
So YOU are the one.
February 15th, 2008, 11:27 PM
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Time to s***!
July 5th, 2008, 12:14 AM
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I had a physical yesterday, and now I have to provide the doctor a "stool sample".
If anybody needs me, hang on, I'll be back as soon as I s*** and collect a sample.
July 5th, 2008, 12:17 AM
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I had a physical yesterday, and now I have to provide the doctor a "stool sample".
If anybody needs me, hang on, I'll be back as soon as I s*** and collect a sample.
July 5th, 2008, 12:18 AM
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another AIDS test?
July 5th, 2008, 12:36 AM
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another AIDS test?
Nope. It's to test for fecal occult blood. I should pass this test easily; I don't believe in the occult.
July 5th, 2008, 12:39 AM
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Nope. It's to test for fecal occult blood. I should pass this test easily; I don't believe in the occult.
You are Baptist right?
July 5th, 2008, 12:46 AM
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You are Baptist right?
Wrong.
July 5th, 2008, 12:50 AM
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Communist?
July 5th, 2008, 12:53 AM
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Mormon?
July 5th, 2008, 01:17 AM
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That's three strikes. You're out.
September 16th, 2008, 10:09 AM
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Time to s***!
September 16th, 2008, 11:30 AM
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Time to s***!
pics or ban.
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September 16th, 2008, 11:47 AM
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September 16th, 2008, 01:40 PM
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The cigs just make that picture priceless.
September 16th, 2008, 02:00 PM
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Damn, looks like it's a double s*** day.
Time to go again. BRB
September 16th, 2008, 07:41 PM
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September 16th, 2008, 07:46 PM
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The meaning of life better be at the bottom of that toilet.
September 16th, 2008, 08:31 PM
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I can not believe I read this s***.
September 16th, 2008, 09:35 PM
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I can not believe I read this s***.
admit it, you have a poop fetish.
September 16th, 2008, 11:21 PM
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I am not feeling so well today, just had me a nice case of the hershey squirts.
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