Berman's getting MARRIED?!?!

**George Jung** · October 14th, 2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Obviously not any that are not divorced and without children.

K so yeah you wont be picking up the tab but she makes way less than you, and you expect to just split the bills.

Easy to say that when you never had to grow up with nothing.

Both are settling. Obviously if you thought you could find a chick just like this one your with that was never married, and did not have a child you would take her. However the older you get the fear takes over and it becomes a rush.

**adragster7104** · October 14th, 2009, 10:03 PM

Congrats man

**michelob** · October 14th, 2009, 11:51 PM

Since Berman wont be able to post anymore can I have his post count added to mine?

Oh, and I knew Berman was not a real Jew all the time. I just let it go

I think he is Buddhist.

**Jack Daniels** · October 15th, 2009, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

i feel like i should invite you, anthony, and rob

**Harmon Rabb** · October 15th, 2009, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Who said only date 30 year olds plenty of smart mature women in their 20's.

not in my experience.

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Not really obviously not having kids or being married to a loser would have been better.

we learn from our mistakes. as an example, all my failed relationships have taught me what i actually care about, what qualities i actually want in a woman, etc.

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K well i would rather have that special thing with my wife that i was the first to marry her and have a kid with her then it being like the second time she saw a movie.

better marry a virgin then, otherwise when she f***s you, it's like the second time she's seen a movie.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 15th, 2009, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Obviously not any that are not divorced and without children.

found plenty of those. problem is that they were superficial money grubbing b****es.

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K so yeah you wont be picking up the tab but she makes way less than you, and you expect to just split the bills.

since we live frugally, yes, i do. i don't need to give specifics, but her own monthly expenses (paying half of everything now) have gone down by us moving in together.

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Easy to say that when you never had to grow up with nothing.

we want what we don't have. i grew up with everything. i've learned that stuff is overrated. a fancy house or a cool car are not what makes you happy. relationships are. with your family, friends, s/o. a sense of accomplishment in what you do is, whether it be raising your child properly, or doing a good job at work.

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Both are settling. Obviously if you thought you could find a chick just like this one your with that was never married, and did not have a child you would take her. However the older you get the fear takes over and it becomes a rush.

i'm not afraid and it's not a rush. i don't know why you think i'm so kid hating, or why the fact someone has a kid makes them a terrible person not worth being with. having children changes you, in some ways for the better. further, i LIKE older kids. the fiance's son reminds me of myself at his age.

**Jack Daniels** · October 15th, 2009, 08:38 AM

So, when are you trading the GT500 for a minivan?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 15th, 2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

So, when are you trading the GT500 for a minivan?

i would never own a minivan, and neither would she

**Jack Daniels** · October 15th, 2009, 09:00 AM

I hear school teachers are wild in the sack.

**Boss Hogg** · October 15th, 2009, 12:13 PM

Congrats Berman.

Savage quit acting like a douche.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 15th, 2009, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Boss Hogg

Congrats Berman.

Savage quit acting like a douche.

summer's eve is more likely to stop being douchey than savage

**Mannix** · October 15th, 2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

I hear school teachers are wild in the sack.

Yeah, but it's usually schoolboys who start those rumors.

**Savage Indian** · October 15th, 2009, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

better marry a virgin then, otherwise when she f***s you, it's like the second time she's seen a movie.

You are a lawyer and this is the best you can do? Sex is totally different than marriage, and children. You are a second choice a spare tire on a busted car. You can explain away about mistakes and learning from them, but it does not change the fact your settling.

**Savage Indian** · October 15th, 2009, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

i'm not afraid and it's not a rush. i don't know why you think i'm so kid hating, or why the fact someone has a kid makes them a terrible person not worth being with. having children changes you, in some ways for the better. further, i LIKE older kids. the fiance's son reminds me of myself at his age.

6 months is not a rush? There is nothing wrong with kids. There is something wrong with marrying a woman with kids and thinking you will have the same relationship as you would with a woman without. You will always be second.

**Tracy** · October 16th, 2009, 12:45 AM

Congrats Jeremy. It's kinda hard being you, eh?

Just marry someone that makes you happy(most of the time)... and someone you also LIKE.

**michelob** · October 17th, 2009, 02:23 AM

This is a little extreme just to hide your gayness.

Just kidding......nudes of gf please.

Oh, and Metro Dog will eat her underwear. I'm just letting you know.

**Mannix** · October 17th, 2009, 05:24 AM

Thanks.

**Tracy** · October 17th, 2009, 11:39 AM

Did Berman do a drive by and then left until the wedding? Or break up? Or until Metro dog has his nuts cut?

**Mannix** · October 17th, 2009, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Tracy

Did Berman do a drive by and then left until the wedding? Or break up? Or until Metro dog has his nuts cut?

His wife-to-be won't let him post here anymore.

**Tracy** · October 18th, 2009, 09:13 AM

Berman in chains.

**Mannix** · October 18th, 2009, 09:04 PM

**Harmon Rabb** · October 19th, 2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by michelob

Oh, and Metro Dog will eat her underwear. I'm just letting you know.

it's very funny that you say that. he gnaws through anything her vag has come in contact with

panties, shorts (if she wasn't wearing any panties), blankets, etc.

one time, i apparently didn't wipe myself off after we did it, and we went to bed right after. i put on some boxers before bed. the next morning, when i emerged from the shower, he had chewed a hole in my boxers

(he's never ever done that to my boxers before)

i don't quite recall him doing this with past gf's either

**Harmon Rabb** · October 19th, 2009, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Tracy

Did Berman do a drive by and then left until the wedding? Or break up? Or until Metro dog has his nuts cut?

metro dog had his nuts chopped years ago

poor guy

**George Jung** · October 19th, 2009, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

it's very funny that you say that. he gnaws through anything her vag has come in contact with

panties, shorts (if she wasn't wearing any), blankets, etc.

i don't quite recall him doing this with past gf's either

At least you don't have to worry about him taking a bite out of the already tiny jewc***

**Harmon Rabb** · October 19th, 2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Tracy

Congrats Jeremy. It's kinda hard being you, eh?

life is full of ups and downs

**Harmon Rabb** · October 19th, 2009, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

At least you don't have to worry about him taking a bite out of the already tiny jewc***

i need every millimeter i have

**Mannix** · October 19th, 2009, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

metro dog had his nuts chopped years ago

poor guy

How could you?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 19th, 2009, 09:58 PM

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How could you?

he couldn't control himself around other dogs. i couldn't freakin bring him anywhere without him humping everything in sight. i felt like i had to

**Mannix** · October 20th, 2009, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

he couldn't control himself around other dogs. i couldn't freakin bring him anywhere without him humping everything in sight.

So? What's wrong with that? I'm like that, too. Except with girls, not dogs.

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i felt like i had to

**Jaredk** · October 20th, 2009, 01:53 PM

Congrats.

**michelob** · October 20th, 2009, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

he couldn't control himself around other dogs. i couldn't freakin bring him anywhere without him humping everything in sight. i felt like i had to

Like father, like son.

**Tracy** · October 20th, 2009, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

he couldn't control himself around other dogs. i couldn't freakin bring him anywhere without him humping everything in sight. i felt like i had to

Oh no.....you didn't just say that Jeremy!

/kettle black

**michelob** · October 20th, 2009, 10:06 PM

I may be the only one here truly happy for Berman. But MetroDog is gonna be upset.

Anyone wanna bet on if Berman gets a pre-nup?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 22nd, 2009, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tracy

Oh no.....you didn't just say that Jeremy!

/kettle black

i don't hump guys!

**Jack Daniels** · October 22nd, 2009, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

i don't hump guys!

Catcher, eh?

**Mannix** · October 22nd, 2009, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Catcher, eh?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 23rd, 2009, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Catcher, eh?

**numbZ** · October 24th, 2009, 02:20 PM

Congrats!

**shorgasm** · October 24th, 2009, 09:57 PM

a pic maybe?

**Teufel Hunden** · October 24th, 2009, 11:38 PM

Berman, I didn't read a damn post in this thread besides the OP. But the only thing I have to say is this: When you buy a house with her, if you put a solar array up, i'll give you a killer deal on it. Not only as your wedding gift, but because we niggas. Also because i got into some percocet and I'm feeling especially giving right about meow.

Congrats mang.

**Tracy** · October 25th, 2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by shorgasm

a pic maybe?

Really! For a Berman thread, this ain't right.

**shorgasm** · October 26th, 2009, 05:30 PM

Wait,divorced and a kid?

He must REALLY like her.

Good for him, not too many guys that in his spot will put up with that type s***.

**Witchy** · October 27th, 2009, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Teufel Hunden

Berman, I didn't read a damn post in this thread besides the OP. But the only thing I have to say is this: When you buy a house with her, if you put a solar array up, i'll give you a killer deal on it. Not only as your wedding gift, but because we niggas. Also because i got into some percocet and I'm feeling especially giving right about meow.

Congrats mang.

**michelob** · October 27th, 2009, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

Where the hell you been woman

**Witchy** · October 27th, 2009, 09:49 AM

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Where the hell you been woman

Around... why?

**michelob** · October 27th, 2009, 10:22 AM

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Around... why?

Because we miss you

**Anthony** · October 27th, 2009, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by michelob

Because we miss you

**michelob** · October 27th, 2009, 11:30 AM

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shut up and get a haircut.

**Witchy** · October 27th, 2009, 11:32 AM

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Because we miss you

I've not been gone that long...

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Originally Posted by Anthony

**Anthony** · October 27th, 2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by michelob

shut up and get a haircut.

I have an appointment with my stylist on Saturday.

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I've not been gone that long...

That was in reference to michelob's creepiness.

**michelob** · October 27th, 2009, 11:41 AM

Real men do not go to a "stylist".

And I wasn't being creepy. Just want some of the regulars back.

Homo.

**Witchy** · October 27th, 2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I have an appointment with my stylist on Saturday.

That was in reference to michelob's creepiness.

you will have to post a pic

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Originally Posted by michelob

Real men do not go to a "stylist".

And I wasn't being creepy. Just want some of the regulars back.

Homo.

You are creepy.. I just ignore it

**michelob** · October 27th, 2009, 11:44 AM

I hate Anthony.

**Witchy** · October 27th, 2009, 11:45 AM

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I hate Anthony.

No you don't... he is your man-crush...

**Anthony** · October 27th, 2009, 11:48 AM

Get a job.

**michelob** · October 27th, 2009, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

No you don't... he is your man-crush...

Dammit! I should have never entered this thread.

Pics?????????

**Witchy** · October 27th, 2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Get a job.

I'm doing school full time.. I don't wanna

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Originally Posted by michelob

Dammit! I should have never entered this thread.

Pics?????????

Don't make me stun you

**Anthony** · October 27th, 2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

I'm doing school full time.. I don't wanna

Don't make me stun you

I was talking to michelob.

**Anthony** · October 27th, 2009, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

You are creepy.. I just ignore it

**Mannix** · October 27th, 2009, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by michelob

Real men do not go to a "stylist".