Berman's getting MARRIED?!?!

**Harmon Rabb** · November 6th, 2009, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

Well.. I would have stalked you... tp'd your house.... then burned it while you were sleeping

**Jack Daniels** · November 6th, 2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

Ok... so lets set the record straight.

I broke up with Berman
I didn't want to move and for our relationship to go forward.. one of would have had to move. He had the better job, why would I ask him to move?

We both now are better off and happier..... we are still great friends.. and talk a lot..

He was never a d*** to me.. and very nice to my daughter.

If you wanted to know SI why we broke up.. you could have just asked.

Tell the truth. You couldn't deal with the jewc***. Amirite?

**Harmon Rabb** · November 6th, 2009, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Tell the truth. You couldn't deal with the jewc***. Amirite?

that's it. i'm getting a black c*** transplant.

**Savage Indian** · November 6th, 2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Witchy

Ok... so lets set the record straight.

I broke up with Berman
I didn't want to move and for our relationship to go forward.. one of would have had to move. He had the better job, why would I ask him to move?

We both now are better off and happier..... we are still great friends.. and talk a lot..

He was never a d*** to me.. and very nice to my daughter.

If you wanted to know SI why we broke up.. you could have just asked.

Well that explains it

No wonder he is so hard up to be engaged and married. He is freaking out about his age and being dumped.

**Savage Indian** · November 6th, 2009, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

yeah. let me go right ahead and hunt down her ex

based upon the fact she didn't go after child support, and wouldn't take money from her parents, she cannot possibly be a gold digger. at the worst, she was "stupid." 10 years ago.

why the hell do i care?

i don't.

Her version. You have no proof but her word.

**George Jung** · November 6th, 2009, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

that's it. i'm getting a black c*** transplant.

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Her version. You have no proof but her word.

Whichis significantly more than what you have. Let me get this straight; Berman doesn't know her well enough, therefore he's wrong. You don't know her at all, therefore you're right.

I get it now!

Berman, a smart dude who has dated a lot of girls, lives with her for the better part of a year and learns about her ---> doesn't know what she's really like.

Savage Indian: village idiot on an internet forum her bf posts on once in a while---> got her all figured out.

God, you're just as miserable, nonsensical and hypocritical as Zeke. I guess you're not bald or old and no one likes you because you're a jackass (vs an idiot jackass) so you have him beat, but still...

edit: typos. Posting on phones ftl

**Harmon Rabb** · November 6th, 2009, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

No wonder he is so hard up to be engaged and married. He is freaking out about his age and being dumped.

i'm 31. not 91. i'm not 'freaking out' about my age. i'm not 'hard up' to be engaged and married. when in the world have i ever came across as that type of guy?

**Harmon Rabb** · November 6th, 2009, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

Whch is signifantly more than what you have. Let me get this straight; berman doesn't know her well enough, therefore he's wrong. You don't know her at all, therfore you're right.

I get it now!

Berman, a smart dude who has dated a lot of girls, lives with her for the better part of a year and learns about her ---> doesn't know what she's really like.

Savage indian: village idiot on an internet forum her bf posts on once in a while---> got her all figured out.

Got, you're just as miserable, nonsensical ans hypocritical as zeke. I guess you're not bald or old and no one likes you because you're a jackass (vs an idiot jackass) so you have him beat, but still...

tray, i love you

**George Jung** · November 6th, 2009, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

tray, i love you

Lol, I couldn't help but think of a creationist arguing against evolution when I read his responses.

"Ah-HAH! While your scientific evidence and support makes your explanation at least somewhat more likely to be true than my explanation with no support or objective reason to be correct over any other explanation, your explanation is not a 100% certainty and there is still some room for doubt. Therefore, my explanation is correct! Since my explanation is correct, yours is wrong."

**Savage Indian** · November 6th, 2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

Whichis significantly more than what you have. Let me get this straight; Berman doesn't know her well enough, therefore he's wrong. You don't know her at all, therefore you're right.

I get it now!

Berman, a smart dude who has dated a lot of girls, lives with her for the better part of a year and learns about her ---> doesn't know what she's really like.

Savage Indian: village idiot on an internet forum her bf posts on once in a while---> got her all figured out.

God, you're just as miserable, nonsensical and hypocritical as Zeke. I guess you're not bald or old and no one likes you because you're a jackass (vs an idiot jackass) so you have him beat, but still...

edit: typos. Posting on phones ftl

Says a miserable sand n-igger.

Shouldnt you be at the hospital comforting your hero that shot up the military base?

**Savage Indian** · November 6th, 2009, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

i'm 31. not 91. i'm not 'freaking out' about my age. i'm not 'hard up' to be engaged and married. when in the world have i ever came across as that type of guy?

The moment you asked a chick with a kid to marry you. Looking for the female without a kid was just to hard

**Savage Indian** · November 6th, 2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

Lol, I couldn't help but think of a creationist arguing against evolution when I read his responses.

"Ah-HAH! While your scientific evidence and support makes your explanation at least somewhat more likely to be true than my explanation with no support or objective reason to be correct over any other explanation, your explanation is not a 100% certainty and there is still some room for doubt. Therefore, my explanation is correct! Since my explanation is correct, yours is wrong."

Federal Bureau of Investigation - Terrorist Screening Center -Terrorist Watchlist Redress Procedures

Wonder if i can get someone put on there that works for the dallas DA?

**George Jung** · November 6th, 2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Federal Bureau of Investigation - Terrorist Screening Center -Terrorist Watchlist Redress Procedures

Wonder if i can get someone put on there that works for the dallas DA?

Well that settles it; you clearly know more about Berman's fiance than Berman.

**Savage Indian** · November 7th, 2009, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

Well that settles it; you clearly know more about Berman's fiance than Berman.

Anyone who says they know someone in under a year is full of s***.

However seeing as berman has such a long history of failed relationships he might be right

What would a sand n-igger know about it anyways? Dont you rape your women before you are forced to marry them?

Clearly he can go off someone he has known for such a short period. I mean everyone is truthful the first couple of years in relationships and no one has ever lied there is no proof of this anywhere. Especially a single other who could possibly loose her meal ticket. They are always honest.

**George Jung** · November 7th, 2009, 12:39 AM

The love guru has spoken

**Moe** · November 7th, 2009, 12:44 AM

I should kill every person in this thread.

**Moe** · November 7th, 2009, 12:45 AM

Except for Jack Daniels.

**Moe** · November 7th, 2009, 12:46 AM

And michelob

**Moe** · November 7th, 2009, 12:46 AM

And Jamie.

**Savage Indian** · November 7th, 2009, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

The love guru has spoken

Hows your uncle Major Nidal Hasan? You have access to a court room

Those poor people who might be in danger.

**George Jung** · November 7th, 2009, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Hows your uncle Major Nidal Hasan? You have access to a court room

Those poor people who might be in danger.

He makes a hell of a point, Berman. She's a gold digger

**Savage Indian** · November 7th, 2009, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

He makes a hell of a point, Berman. She's a gold digger

Allah will not be pleased.

**shorgasm** · November 7th, 2009, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Allah will not be pleased.

It's pretty sad you put this much effort into something that has nothing to do with you.

Your life must be pure s***.

**michelob** · November 7th, 2009, 08:12 AM

I'm pretty sure Trey is not Muslim.

But it is an easy 3rd grade joke for si.

**Nova5** · November 7th, 2009, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

that's it. i'm getting a black c*** transplant.

Won't work. To big for your body to handle. To fill it would remove the necessary blood from your brain and you'd fall unconscious.

**Savage Indian** · November 7th, 2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by michelob

I'm pretty sure Trey is not Muslim.

But it is an easy 3rd grade joke for si.

Hows having your wife be the man of the house working out? Is she proud that you cannot hold a job? Send her my way i guess i can take care of her too

**Savage Indian** · November 7th, 2009, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by shorgasm

It's pretty sad you put this much effort into something that has nothing to do with you.

Your life must be pure s***.

Not really i just get bored and like to watch people defend bulls***.

**Tracy** · November 7th, 2009, 04:41 PM

Who would bother? I sure as hell don't.

**shorgasm** · November 7th, 2009, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Not really i just get bored and like to watch people defend bulls***.

Kinda seems like you have nothing better to do ya know....you made your point so just move on already.

Kinda like having Zeke back...on and on and on...damn.

**George Jung** · November 7th, 2009, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

Not really i just get bored and like to watch people defend bulls***.

Isn't that what Zeke used to say

**Anthony** · November 7th, 2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

Isn't that what Zeke used to say

How'd the MPRE go?

**George Jung** · November 7th, 2009, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

How'd the MPRE go?

Find out in 5 weeks

**Anthony** · November 7th, 2009, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by George Jung

Find out in 5 weeks

I'm thinking about taking the exam this summer just to get it out of the way. I think you have to take a class before you can take the exam, though, so I'll see if it's offered.

**George Jung** · November 7th, 2009, 06:40 PM

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I'm thinking about taking the exam this summer just to get it out of the way. I think you have to take a class before you can take the exam, though, so I'll see if it's offered.

You should. It's a lot like evidence, fwiw.

**Moe** · November 8th, 2009, 01:39 AM

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I should kill every person in this thread.

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Originally Posted by Moe

Except for Jack Daniels.

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Originally Posted by Moe

And michelob

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And Jamie.

And Witchy. I don't kill girls.

**michelob** · November 8th, 2009, 04:45 AM

I think I see what you did there.

**Anthony** · November 8th, 2009, 05:26 AM

Shut up.

**Moe** · November 8th, 2009, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Shut up.

**michelob** · November 8th, 2009, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Shut up.

**Jack Daniels** · November 8th, 2009, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by michelob

I'm pretty sure Trey is not Muslim.

But it is an easy 3rd grade joke for si.

I think you're giving SI too much credit.

**michelob** · November 8th, 2009, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

I think you're giving SI too much credit.

Any credit would be too much.

**Harmon Rabb** · November 9th, 2009, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

I'm thinking about taking the exam this summer just to get it out of the way. I think you have to take a class before you can take the exam, though, so I'll see if it's offered.

MPRE is a joke. Here's what you need to know: don't lie, cheat, steal, bribe the judge/jury, use misleading advertising, or bang your client. If you're a judge, don't accept expensive gifts from attorneys.

As far as tray saying professional responsibility is like evidence...

**Harmon Rabb** · November 9th, 2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Nova5

Won't work. To big for your body to handle. To fill it would remove the necessary blood from your brain and you'd fall unconscious.

**michelob** · November 9th, 2009, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

MPRE is a joke. Here's what you need to know: don't lie, cheat, steal, bribe the judge/jury, use misleading advertising, or bang your client. If you're a judge, don't accept expensive gifts from attorneys.

As far as tray saying professional responsibility is like evidence...

What if your client is REALLY hot. Can you make an exception?

**Harmon Rabb** · November 10th, 2009, 10:14 AM

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What if your client is REALLY hot. Can you make an exception?

actually, florida allows you to bang your client, so long as your banging of said client doesn't materially affect your representation thereof

there is a set of model rules of professionalism that most states just adopt. florida adopted them, with the one change thereto being that you can bang your client

florida ftw

**Moe** · November 10th, 2009, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

actually, florida allows you to bang your client, so long as your banging of said client doesn't materially affect your representation thereof

Florida FTW.

But what if your client's name is Florida?

**Harmon Rabb** · November 10th, 2009, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Moe

Florida FTW.

But what if your client's name is Florida?

then i give her your number and inform her that you'll give her a good rodgering

**Moe** · November 10th, 2009, 06:01 PM

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then i give her your number and inform her that you'll give her a good rodgering

Roger that.

"rodgering"

**Harmon Rabb** · November 11th, 2009, 04:55 PM

she wants a "stock the bar" wedding shower

that right there affirms my decision

**Moe** · November 11th, 2009, 06:14 PM

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she wants a "stock the bar" wedding shower

that right there affirms my decision

Except she expects you/your family to foot the bill for it.

**Jack Daniels** · November 11th, 2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

she wants a "stock the bar" wedding shower

that right there affirms my decision

I'll send ya'll a bottle of MD 20/20.

**Savage Indian** · November 12th, 2009, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

she wants a "stock the bar" wedding shower

that right there affirms my decision

What date site did you meet her off of? Now i know this chick is trash

**michelob** · November 13th, 2009, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Savage Indian

What date site did you meet her off of? Now i know this chick is trash

I disagree. This shows that she is not a material grubbing b**** who just wants expensive stuff.

And you don't "know" anything about this woman other than what Berman has posted. So shut the f*** up troll.

Enjoy you day.

**Savage Indian** · November 13th, 2009, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by michelob

I disagree. This shows that she is not a material grubbing b**** who just wants expensive stuff.

And you don't "know" anything about this woman other than what Berman has posted. So shut the f*** up troll.

Enjoy you day.

Has your d*** tucked inside you yet since your wife is supporting your lazy f***ing ass?

**michelob** · November 13th, 2009, 05:34 PM

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Has your d*** tucked inside you yet since your wife is supporting your lazy f***ing ass?

Why are you interested in my d***?

**Savage Indian** · November 13th, 2009, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by michelob

Why are you interested in my d***?

I just wanted an opinion from someone who is actually experiencing it how it feels to have his balls actually sucked up into his a******. Does she cut your food for you too?