Berman's getting MARRIED?!?!

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 12:19 PM

yes. it's true. i asked my girlfriend on Sunday night. she said yes

we've spent practically every day for the past 6 months or so together. that's enough time for me to know her, to know she's right for me.

given my age and the number of relationships i've been in, it should be clear that i'm not some lovesick kid.

no date or anything has been set yet.

**Anthony** · October 14th, 2009, 12:20 PM

After only six months? I guess if you feel comfortable, but I'd wait longer. You said no date has been set, but do you guys plan on a long engagement?

Congratulations, by the way.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 12:28 PM

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After only six months? I guess if you feel comfortable, but I'd wait longer. You said no date has been set, but do you guys plan on a long engagement?

Congratulations, by the way.

it will be a long engagement... but, as i said, we've spent pretty much every day together for these 6 months. we'd been practically living together for a long time, and got a house together at the beginning of october (which we're still moving all our s*** to).

**Anthony** · October 14th, 2009, 12:40 PM

The real question is whether or not MetroDog likes her.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 12:41 PM

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The real question is whether or not MetroDog likes her.

he loves her

although he does not get along with her cat. at all.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

yes. it's true. i asked my girlfriend on Sunday night. she said yes

we've spent practically every day for the past 6 months or so together. that's enough time for me to know her, to know she's right for me.

given my age and the number of relationships i've been in, it should be clear that i'm not some lovesick kid.

no date or anything has been set yet.

I should strangle you with your own entrails.

You should know better.

Oh well, it's your life.

I hope you're happy.

**Witchy** · October 14th, 2009, 12:58 PM

Congrats!!!!!!!!!

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Moe

I should strangle you with your own entrails.

You should know better.

Oh well, it's your life.

I hope you're happy.

so, tell me, how long do i have to be with someone before getting engaged?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 01:00 PM

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Congrats!!!!!!!!!

thanks!

**Nova5** · October 14th, 2009, 01:01 PM

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he loves her

although he does not get along with her cat. at all.

Which one wins? Metrodog or the Cat?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 01:02 PM

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Which one wins? Metrodog or the Cat?

9 times out of 10, metro dog scares the s*** out of the cat and it runs away like a little b****.

but, every now and then, the cat has had enough of his s*** and kicks his ass.

one time i came home to find a very smug looking cat, and a very sad and beat up looking metro dog

but he apparently didn't learn, as he was back to chasing after the cat and barking at it a couple days later

**Witchy** · October 14th, 2009, 01:04 PM

of house??

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 01:07 PM

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of house??

eh. it's a disaster at the moment. in a week or so we'll be permanently moved in and i'll post up some pics

**Witchy** · October 14th, 2009, 01:10 PM

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eh. it's a disaster at the moment. in a week or so we'll be permanently moved in and i'll post up some pics

cool... close to where you were? or closer to her??

**BlackDemon** · October 14th, 2009, 01:21 PM

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 01:22 PM

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cool... close to where you were? or closer to her??

it's about 12mi from where i was. i wanted a place out in the boonies, but we could not find a good deal on one. :/ every one we looked at was a s***hole and the owners wanted way too much.

this is right smack dab in suburbia, but the house is big and nice, and we're paying less for it than i was paying for my townhouse

it's obvious that to get something decent in the middle of nowhere out here, i'm going to have to buy land and build it. that's on my list for things to do in the next 5 years or so

**Anthony** · October 14th, 2009, 01:25 PM

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of house??

f*** that.

of fiance'?

**Jack Daniels** · October 14th, 2009, 01:31 PM

**vice86** · October 14th, 2009, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Harmon Rabb

yes. it's true. i asked my girlfriend on Sunday night. she said yes

we've spent practically every day for the past 6 months or so together. that's enough time for me to know her, to know she's right for me.

given my age and the number of relationships i've been in, it should be clear that i'm not some lovesick kid.

no date or anything has been set yet.

congrats, broski!! Was this mentioned over at LS2?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 02:30 PM

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f*** that.

of fiance'?

you've seen pics of her.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 02:31 PM

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congrats, broski!! Was this mentioned over at LS2?

yeah, then assblossom deleted the thread he made about it.. i didn't like the women hating anti-marriage crew s***ting on my happiness, so to speak.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 02:57 PM

Congrats who would have guessed a college educated man could be so stupid

6 months and using the excuse "We spent every second together"

However i do support you getting married its gonna be nice to watch you get dragged over the coals in a few years when you realize 6 months is not even long enough to know someone.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 03:01 PM

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so, tell me, how long do i have to be with someone before getting engaged?

4 years, and thats after living together. In 4 years you will see the disgusting habits, and actual person come out of their shell.

**BlackDemon** · October 14th, 2009, 03:17 PM

Poor Berman...

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 03:22 PM

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Congrats who would have guessed a college educated man could be so stupid

6 months and using the excuse "We spent every second together"

However i do support you getting married its gonna be nice to watch you get dragged over the coals in a few years when you realize 6 months is not even long enough to know someone.

lulz. whatever you think.

btw, did i say that we're getting married tomorrow? or just that we got engaged?

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 03:37 PM

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lulz. whatever you think.

btw, did i say that we're getting married tomorrow? or just that we got engaged?

No one is dumb enough to think you will take your time getting married if you already put a place holder on her after 6 months.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 03:48 PM

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No one is dumb enough to think you will take your time getting married if you already put a place holder on her after 6 months.

we actually plan on a long engagement

can you ever not be a prick?

**George Jung** · October 14th, 2009, 03:51 PM

I'm expecting a wedding invitation.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 04:08 PM

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I'm expecting a wedding invitation.

i feel like i should invite you, anthony, and rob

**eric** · October 14th, 2009, 04:30 PM

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we actually plan on a long engagement

can you ever not be a prick?

Has to be a long engagement........gotta wait till' her 18th b-day.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 04:35 PM

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Has to be a long engagement........gotta wait till' her 18th b-day.

lulz. she's 34.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 04:36 PM

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we actually plan on a long engagement

So you gave her a ring just to date her for a few more years?

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 04:49 PM

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So you gave her a ring just to date her for a few more years?

no. by long i meant set the date a year out or so.

we haven't set one yet though.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 04:56 PM

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no. by long i meant set the date a year out or so.

we haven't set one yet though.

You're to old to be making the 18 year old guy mistakes. How does waiting hurt what you have? and before you go off on your "What does getting married hurt?" You know there is a big difference between the two, and how much it will cost you in the end.

I think you are just doing the typical you're getting old and its times B.S so you're rushing it.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 04:58 PM

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You're to old to be making the 18 year old guy mistakes. How does waiting hurt what you have? and before you go off on your "What does getting married hurt?" You know there is a big difference between the two, and how much it will cost you in the end.

I think you are just doing the typical you're getting old and its times B.S so you're rushing it.

i'm a man. my biological clock isn't ticking. it's not that.

cost me? pre-nup

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 05:04 PM

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so, tell me, how long do i have to be with someone before getting engaged?

That's a trick question.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 05:06 PM

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i didn't like the women hating anti-marriage crew s***ting on my happiness, so to speak.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 05:07 PM

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Congrats who would have guessed a college educated man could be so stupid

6 months and using the excuse "We spent every second together"

However i do support you getting married its gonna be nice to watch you get dragged over the coals in a few years when you realize 6 months is not even long enough to know someone.

SI may be exaggerating. But after you get married, she will change. Probably for worse.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 05:08 PM

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4 years, and thats after living together. In 4 years you will see the disgusting habits, and actual person come out of their shell.

Yeah. And she'll see your disgusting habits, etc... And she's going to give you s*** about it.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 05:09 PM

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i'm a man. my biological clock isn't ticking. it's not that.

cost me? pre-nup

Obviously not as of late you have been more than willing to accept other peoples children as your own (no offense to witchy) and have been trying to make s*** serious. Men do have a clock ticking and its usually the fear clock.

I honestly doubt you would make any female sign a pre-nup and if you did you are dating the wrong female and should be worried about why you cannot find one as successful as yourself.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 05:10 PM

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I'm expecting a wedding invitation.

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i feel like i should invite you, anthony, and rob

Thanks, f***er.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 05:11 PM

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Yeah. And she'll see your disgusting habits, etc... And she's going to give you s*** about it.

Thats when you find out if you can live with them or not. I would prefer the ability to walk away then be stuck with a female who will use the marriage as a way to change me or bully me if she dos not like something.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 05:15 PM

Remember that last jew girl you dated? All women are like that. It just takes some longer than others to get to the stage jew girl was already at. But after marriage, the rate of change quickens to that stage.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 05:33 PM

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Remember that last jew girl you dated? All women are like that. It just takes some longer than others to get to the stage jew girl was already at. But after marriage, the rate of change quickens to that stage.

Many years ago, she was married. When she got divorced, she waived alimony. She doesn't believe in it; she doesn't care about money or having fancy s***. That isn't going to change about her.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 05:34 PM

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Remember that last jew girl you dated? All women are like that. It just takes some longer than others to get to the stage jew girl was already at. But after marriage, the rate of change quickens to that stage.

They're not all like that. You're clearly a bit jaded.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 05:35 PM

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Many years ago, she was married. When she got divorced, she waived alimony. She doesn't believe in it; she doesn't care about money or having fancy s***. That isn't going to change about her.

Strike 2

Believing a divorced female who will be marrying a well off lawyer.

You know the wolves always tell the sheep they are vegetarians.

**George Jung** · October 14th, 2009, 05:36 PM

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i feel like i should invite you, anthony, and rob

I just thought of that text I sent you about that weird dream I had where me you and rob were at a wedding and you started to piss on the dog. Classless Jew

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 05:40 PM

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Obviously not as of late you have been more than willing to accept other peoples children as your own (no offense to witchy) and have been trying to make s*** serious. Men do have a clock ticking and its usually the fear clock.

Fear of what? Being alone? Any time I'm single and go on a dating site, I can have 5 dates a week if I feel like it. I am never afraid of being alone.

edit: look, when a woman is in her 30's, is single, has never been married, and has no children, there is a reason why. the reason is that no man can put up with her bulls***. case in point: that jew chick i dated. after me, she dated some dude and got engaged. he recently called off the wedding

why? he clearly couldn't put up with her s*** either. but she is the perfect women according to guys like you.

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I honestly doubt you would make any female sign a pre-nup and if you did you are dating the wrong female and should be worried about why you cannot find one as successful as yourself.

As I said, she waived alimony before, and didn't want child support. It was ordered but she didn't collect it. She wanted nothing to do with him. (the ex disappeared off the face of the planet 10 years ago and she doesn't even know if he's alive anymore).

She hasn't taken a cent from her parents since she left for college, despite being a single mother and their constant offers of money. She's self reliant.

As far as finding a woman who makes as much money as me, why do I care? Life isn't about money.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 05:42 PM

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Strike 2

Believing a divorced female who will be marrying a well off lawyer.

You know the wolves always tell the sheep they are vegetarians.

you're an idiot. didn't you also think witchy was after me for my income? not all women are gold diggers.

**Anthony** · October 14th, 2009, 05:46 PM

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Thanks, f***er.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 05:49 PM

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Fear of what? Being alone? Any time I'm single and go on a dating site, I can have 5 dates a week if I feel like it. I am never afraid of being alone.
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That does not last forever. you can claim its not fear of being alone, but one night stands do not give you any emotional satisfaction when they feed you the same scripted compliments.

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As I said, she waived alimony before, and didn't want child support. It was ordered but she didn't collect it. She wanted nothing to do with him. (the ex disappeared off the face of the planet 10 years ago and she doesn't even know if he's alive anymore).
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So she dated a complete loser with no money.

Now you will be picking up the tab, and caring for someone elses child. Enjoy the lonely road as a step parents. It will be expensive, and unless the woman is not attached to the child after awhile be ready to never be a full partner.

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As far as finding a woman who makes as much money as me, why do I care? Life isn't about money.

Not until you lose it. You honestly never had to struggle you were born into wealth, and you did get the law degree with your mind, the life and school would probably not be an option though without your up bringing.

She is divorced and has a kid. You realize many times women just choose a guy based on the life the kid will live.

Go for it dude you are an adult as you say, but how unfair to be a responsible adult with no children settling for a person who has been married and had a kid pretty much making anything you have with her not new or special.

**bobanos** · October 14th, 2009, 05:54 PM

people are ridiculous.

congrats on the engagement.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 05:56 PM

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That does not last forever. you can claim its not fear of being alone, but one night stands do not give you any emotional satisfaction when they feed you the same scripted compliments.

who said anything about one night stands? i can find a girlfriend pretty quickly if that's all i care about.

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So she dated a complete loser with no money. Now you will be picking up the tab, and caring for someone elses child. Enjoy the lonely road as a step parents. It will be expensive, and unless the woman is not attached to the child after awhile be ready to never be a full partner.

why will i be picking up the tab? we split everything evenly. she's a teacher. while she doesn't make a ton of money, she makes more than enough to split all expenses with me, and has been doing so. our combined expenses are so low they could almost be covered by her salary alone

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Not until you lose it. You honestly never had to struggle you were born into wealth, and you did get the law degree with your mind, the life and school would probably not be an option though without your up bringing.

security matters (i.e. being able to pay your bills, not living paycheck to paycheck). beyond that, it's all icing.

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She is divorced and has a kid. You realize many time women just choose a guy based on the life the kid will live.

once again, nope. her son has always had everything anyway, and it's not like she was giving him a bad life on her own. she had a modest house in a quiet middleclass neighborhood, paid all her bills on time, and was able to save money since she lives frugally. buys a new corolla every 5 or so years.

he has college tuition prepaid by his grandparents btw.

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[b]Go for it dude you are an adult as you say, but how unfair to be a responsible adult with no children settling for a person who has been married and had a kid pretty much making anything you have with her not new or special.

i'm not settling. settling would've been marrying the jew chick.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 05:56 PM

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you're an idiot. didn't you also think witchy was after me for my income? not all women are gold diggers.

There are plenty of friendly, enjoyable women out there that have never been married, and have zero children. I understand why its easy to date women with kids, they are usually more relaxed and have the "who gives a f*** attitude" about many things making them seem fun and easy to get a long with.

You are the one losing out.

**Harmon Rabb** · October 14th, 2009, 05:58 PM

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There are plenty of friendly, enjoyable women out there that have never been married, and have zero children.

in their 30's? that's almost always because there's something wrong with them: they're a complete w****, or no guy can put up with their s***.

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they are more responsible and have a different outlook on things.

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no. i'm not.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 06:05 PM

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in their 30's? that's almost always because there's something wrong with them: they're a complete w****, or no guy can put up with their s***.

Who said only date 30 year olds plenty of smart mature women in their 20's.

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they are more responsible and have a different outlook on things.
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Not really obviously not having kids or being married to a loser would have been better.

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no. i'm not.

K well i would rather have that special thing with my wife that i was the first to marry her and have a kid with her then it being like the second time she saw a movie.

How boring to be a second choice.

**Savage Indian** · October 14th, 2009, 06:11 PM

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who said anything about one night stands? i can find a girlfriend pretty quickly if that's all i care about.

Obviously not any that are not divorced and without children.

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why will i be picking up the tab? we split everything evenly. she's a teacher. while she doesn't make a ton of money, she makes more than enough to split all expenses with me, and has been doing so. our combined expenses are so low they could almost be covered by her salary alone

K so yeah you wont be picking up the tab but she makes way less than you, and you expect to just split the bills.

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security matters (i.e. being able to pay your bills, not living paycheck to paycheck). beyond that, it's all icing.

Easy to say that when you never had to grow up with nothing.

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i'm not settling. settling would've been marrying the jew chick.

Both are settling. Obviously if you thought you could find a chick just like this one your with that was never married, and did not have a child you would take her. However the older you get the fear takes over and it becomes a rush.

**Moe** · October 14th, 2009, 07:03 PM

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As I said, she waived alimony before, and didn't want child support. It was ordered but she didn't collect it. She wanted nothing to do with him. (the ex disappeared off the face of the planet 10 years ago and she doesn't even know if he's alive anymore).

She hasn't taken a cent from her parents since she left for college, despite being a single mother and their constant offers of money. She's self reliant.

Impressive.

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Are you really a Jew?

**Jackal** · October 14th, 2009, 08:26 PM

Congrats.