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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:05 PM   #1
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You're fat
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You're unemployed



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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:12 PM   #2
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To be Zeke, you must add "finds great pleasure in posting youtube videos of self playing guitar hero"
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:13 PM   #3
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You're fat check
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Self-review, I'm OK
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 09:54 PM   #4
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:00 PM   #5
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Old November 3rd, 2009, 10:11 PM   #6
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Michelob is my friend.
Michelob is everybody's friend. He's a man of the people.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 12:08 AM   #7
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Michelob is my friend.
You find out who your friends are when you are down.

Today was a great day. Turned down a job offer because I could.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 12:19 AM   #8
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You're unemployed. How did you turn down a job offer because you "could?"
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Old November 4th, 2009, 12:26 AM   #9
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You're old
You're unemployed



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Keep trying for that meltdown you so desperately want. It's not going to happen. Although I know that would make you feel better about yourself.

Fat.........No, I'm big boned.
Old.........43. You are only as old as you act.
Unemployed...yep! And I would do it again. I get full pay until Feb. I would rather have my character than obsess over possessions. Takes age and time to learn that.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 12:27 AM   #10
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You're unemployed. How did you turn down a job offer because you "could?"
My mom said it was ok.
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Old November 4th, 2009, 12:33 AM   #11
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Keep trying for that meltdown you so desperately want. It's not going to happen. Although I know that would make you feel better about yourself.

Fat.........No, I'm big boned.
Old.........43. You are only as old as you act.
Unemployed...yep! And I would do it again. I get full pay until Feb. I would rather have my character than obsess over possessions. Takes age and time to learn that.
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Old November 6th, 2009, 10:27 PM   #12
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Old November 8th, 2009, 11:02 AM   #13
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Old November 8th, 2009, 11:15 AM   #14
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You find out who your friends are when you are down.

Today was a great day. Turned down a job offer because I could.
F the man!
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Old November 8th, 2009, 11:41 AM   #15
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