You might be michelob if...

**Anthony** · November 3rd, 2009, 09:05 PM

You're fat
You're old
You're unemployed

*Note: You may also be Zeke.

**Captain Obvious** · November 3rd, 2009, 09:12 PM

To be Zeke, you must add "finds great pleasure in posting youtube videos of self playing guitar hero"

**Captain Obvious** · November 3rd, 2009, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

You're fat check
You're old check
You're unemployed nope

*Note: You may also be Zeke. Thank God NO!

Self-review, I'm OK

**Jack Daniels** · November 3rd, 2009, 09:54 PM

Michelob is my friend.

**Mannix** · November 3rd, 2009, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

You're fat
You're old
You're unemployed

*Note: You may also be Zeke.

*chuckle*

**Mannix** · November 3rd, 2009, 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Michelob is my friend.

Michelob is everybody's friend. He's a man of the people.

**michelob** · November 4th, 2009, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Michelob is my friend.

You find out who your friends are when you are down.

Today was a great day. Turned down a job offer because I could.

**Anthony** · November 4th, 2009, 12:19 AM

You're unemployed. How did you turn down a job offer because you "could?"

**michelob** · November 4th, 2009, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

You're fat
You're old
You're unemployed

*Note: You may also be Zeke.

Keep trying for that meltdown you so desperately want. It's not going to happen. Although I know that would make you feel better about yourself.

Fat.........No, I'm big boned.
Old.........43. You are only as old as you act.
Unemployed...yep! And I would do it again. I get full pay until Feb. I would rather have my character than obsess over possessions. Takes age and time to learn that.

**michelob** · November 4th, 2009, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

You're unemployed. How did you turn down a job offer because you "could?"

My mom said it was ok.

**Anthony** · November 4th, 2009, 12:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michelob

Keep trying for that meltdown you so desperately want. It's not going to happen. Although I know that would make you feel better about yourself.

Fat.........No, I'm big boned.
Old.........43. You are only as old as you act.
Unemployed...yep! And I would do it again. I get full pay until Feb. I would rather have my character than obsess over possessions. Takes age and time to learn that.

**Tracy** · November 6th, 2009, 10:27 PM

Michelob is my hero.

**michelob** · November 8th, 2009, 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony

You're unemployed. How did you turn down a job offer because you "could?"

**Jack Daniels** · November 8th, 2009, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michelob

You find out who your friends are when you are down.

Today was a great day. Turned down a job offer because I could.

F the man!

**michelob** · November 8th, 2009, 11:41 AM

Power to the People