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Old January 3rd, 2007, 06:09 PM   #1
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I love blue moon, so my friend suggested i try "hoegardden" or however you spell it. I tried it and it was vile, it tasted like i was drinking a cup full of s***es. Plus it wasn't cheap either. Ive never had a beer that i just hated except for this.
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 06:13 PM   #2
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I wouldn't call it the "worst beer in the world", but Hoegaarden isn't anything special, either.

My vote for the worst beer in the world would go to Flying Dog Horn Dog Barley Wine-Style Ale. Great name, terrible taste.
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 06:13 PM   #3
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Hoegaarden is horrible
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 06:14 PM   #4
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I tried some flying dog pale ale or something that sounded like that it and tasted like someone had pissed out flowers and bottled it
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You f***ers are out of your damn minds. Hoegaarden is a ver good beer.
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 07:37 PM   #6
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Anything from Lagunitas automatically=worst beer ever.

Hops is their answer for s***ty beer.
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 07:56 PM   #7
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Anything from Lagunitas automatically=worst beer ever.

Hops is their answer for s***ty beer.
Drank that Trappist. Good lawd that was some good beer.
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 08:04 PM   #8
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Hoegaarden white beer is f***ing disgusting. It doesn't even taste like a beer.
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Old January 3rd, 2007, 08:44 PM   #9
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The Sam Adam's rootbeer beer I had ranks right up there.
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Old January 4th, 2007, 01:50 AM   #10
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Vanilla Porter from Breckenridge brewery almost makes me puke when I smell it.
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Old January 4th, 2007, 07:58 PM   #11
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The Sam Adam's rootbeer beer I had ranks right up there.
I've been meaning to try that one too
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Old January 4th, 2007, 10:24 PM   #12
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I would have to say schmidt is the worst.
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Old January 5th, 2007, 01:52 AM   #13
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Coors Light is the worst beer in the world.

Kingfisher is the worst microbrew in the world.
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Old January 7th, 2007, 05:12 PM   #14
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Hoegaarden and Guiness Extra Stout are both EXTREMELY vile. Also if you're Canadian and living in the GTA, do NOT check out any Mill St. Brewery beers. They are crap.
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Old January 7th, 2007, 06:16 PM   #15
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I hated Abita's restoration Ale.
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Old January 8th, 2007, 04:43 PM   #16
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Old January 8th, 2007, 05:56 PM   #17
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The Beast is the worst I've tried...
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Old January 8th, 2007, 10:03 PM   #18
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Old January 8th, 2007, 10:39 PM   #19
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Hoegaarden is horrible
I didn't mind it so much. Not the best but not the worst I tasted!
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Old January 9th, 2007, 11:30 AM   #20
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I like hoegaarden, just dont put no f***ing orange in that s***.
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Old January 9th, 2007, 11:33 AM   #21
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I'd have to say it's a tie between Budweiser and Genesee Cream Ale
for the worst beer in the world
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Old January 9th, 2007, 11:39 AM   #22
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The Beast is the worst I've tried...
that stuff is disgusting.
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Old January 9th, 2007, 06:48 PM   #23
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miller high life gets my vote. probably just from bad memories i have when drinking it
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Old January 10th, 2007, 02:19 AM   #24
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Old January 10th, 2007, 01:19 PM   #25
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The Beast is the worst I've tried...
Whatever, man. Beast is just leftover Miller.
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Old January 10th, 2007, 02:18 PM   #26
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Genesee is pretty terrible
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Old January 10th, 2007, 03:28 PM   #27
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Fat Tire.

It tastes like dirty, wet, burning leaves smell.

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Old January 10th, 2007, 10:12 PM   #28
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I liked Hoegaarden , it was good.

Worst would be budweiser.
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Old January 10th, 2007, 10:32 PM   #29
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Vanilla Porter from Breckenridge brewery almost makes me puke when I smell it.
WTF??!! Vanilla Porter is bad ass
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Old January 10th, 2007, 10:32 PM   #30
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Oh and, worst is Schlitz

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Old January 11th, 2007, 12:03 AM   #31
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guinness makes me want to dryheave,remember thse old keystone "bitter beer" commercials?......guinness=bitter+water+minute beer flavor
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Old January 11th, 2007, 12:26 AM   #32
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Old January 11th, 2007, 12:27 AM   #33
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Fat Tire.

It tastes like dirty, wet, burning leaves smell.

Blasphemy!
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Old January 11th, 2007, 01:51 AM   #34
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Worst beer ever... it has to be something that sounds good and really isn't to qualify... Cuz no one expects Beast or Nattie to really be good beer. I hate Pale Ale's in General. All Pale Ale's get my vote for worst beer ever. For instance, Rogue Yellow Snow Ale... it's a Pale Ale... and it's crap. I couldn't give it away.. literally. This goes for IPAs also... can't stand them. I know that some ppl think that they are good and I thought that they would be good. But no.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 02:14 AM   #35
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I hate all Pale Ales as well.
I think it's official then. PA and IPA's all blow and are the worst...
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Old January 11th, 2007, 12:56 PM   #36
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miller high life gets my vote. probably just from bad memories i have when drinking it
Agreed. "The Champagne of Beers" is f***ing vile, it was all my grandmother drank, and once I bought a 30 pack of it and took about 2 weeks to finish (I was 18 at the time, so this was un-heard of).
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Old January 11th, 2007, 04:33 PM   #37
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IPA's are my favorite style of beer
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Old January 11th, 2007, 05:11 PM   #38
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There are quite a few that can claim that if you go to Europe and try some of the "local beer"
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Old January 11th, 2007, 07:04 PM   #39
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Worst beer ever... it has to be something that sounds good and really isn't to qualify... Cuz no one expects Beast or Nattie to really be good beer. I hate Pale Ale's in General. All Pale Ale's get my vote for worst beer ever. For instance, Rogue Yellow Snow Ale... it's a Pale Ale... and it's crap. I couldn't give it away.. literally. This goes for IPAs also... can't stand them. I know that some ppl think that they are good and I thought that they would be good. But no.
IPAs > your face and everyone in here
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Old January 11th, 2007, 08:23 PM   #40
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Worst beer ever... it has to be something that sounds good and really isn't to qualify... Cuz no one expects Beast or Nattie to really be good beer. I hate Pale Ale's in General. All Pale Ale's get my vote for worst beer ever. For instance, Rogue Yellow Snow Ale... it's a Pale Ale... and it's crap. I couldn't give it away.. literally. This goes for IPAs also... can't stand them. I know that some ppl think that they are good and I thought that they would be good. But no.
I'm not a fan of pale ales either.
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Old January 11th, 2007, 10:19 PM   #41
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You f***ers are out of your damn minds. Hoegaarden is a ver good beer.



I like Hoegaarden. Some of the worst I've had...

All the mass produced domestics like natty light, coors light, etc. Also, three philosophers was very nasty.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 08:29 PM   #42
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I don't know how you can say any big name beer like that is the worst kind of beer. While I don't think they're GOOD in any sense, they're not going to make you wretch upon first sip unlike a few more obscure beers I can think of.
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Old January 14th, 2007, 08:30 PM   #43
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Old January 18th, 2007, 05:17 PM   #44
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Old January 19th, 2007, 04:14 PM   #45
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Midnight Dragon is the worst.
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Old January 19th, 2007, 04:36 PM   #46
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Forgot this one. Chili Beer - chili, beer t-shirts, brewing, brewery Nasty.
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