Games I've Played, rules please??

[crxyem]

Hockey, can't remember much except cheating is encourage

These are some games I've played that I can't remeber a damn thing about
f*** the dealer, up the river


anyone know the rules to these ??

[gettinthere]

DRINKING/PARTY GAMES: Hockey

1. Divide the players into teams of two. Partners sit across the table from each other, and the cards are all dealt out.

2. You score a point every time you lay the card of the same value as the person before you laid.

a) To make things more interesting, there are "safe cards": Eights and Jacks. You cannot lay a safe card on another safe card (i.e. no 8 on 8, J on J, 8 on J, J on 8).

3. The team that wins the point choses a player from the losing team to "knock". The other losing team player must drink until the other "knocks" for them.

4. After each point, record the point on a scoring tally. After all the cards have been laid, that's the end of a period (out of 3, as in hockey). The person to the left of the previous dealer becomes the new dealer.

5. Scoring:
a) Subtract the losing team's points from the winning team's points for each period. That will be the winning team's points for that period. (eg. Team A: 7pts, Team B: 5pts --- 7-5 = Team A: 2pts, Team B: 0pts)
b) Do the same for subsequent periods, and add the resultant scores for each period together for the winner.

[jkgriffz28]

What you need for f*** the Dealer drinking game: deck of cards. 3 or more people. best with about 6.
How you start: someone grabs the deck and looks at the person to their left and says "guess." person guesses a card in the deck (suit not necessary; just something like "7" or "Queen"). dealer looks at top card on the deck.
Rules: -if the person guessed the card right on his first try, the dealer drinks 10. -if hes wrong, the dealer says lets him know if he was too high or too low and the guesser has one more chance to get it right. -if he guesses right on his second try, dealer drinks 5. -if the guesser was wrong, he drinks the difference between what the card was and what he guessed. Next step: Once that person has either succesfully guessed, or guessed twice, the card is placed face up on the table in a place that will make it easy for all 13 numbers and faces can line up. -repeat process for next person in the circle.
For the dealer to get rid of the deck, he needs three people in a row to guess wrong. then he passes it to the person to his left and the game continues.
Why is it called f*** the dealer? cuz after two or three people have had the deal, the next person is gonna get f***ed because theres basically no way 3 people in a row cant guess it right.