The OFFICIAL Beer Forum Song!

[Trendkiller Z28]

I think the song to listen to at this link is obvious...........

www.myspace.com/psychostick

[Trendkiller Z28]

Originally Posted by SehlraC

I was hoping it wasn't that stupid ass song

It is kinda stupid, but I like it

[Jackal]

How about an official beer forum poem..

The Icehouse was rockin,
Cuz the Shlits' were all there;
Guy's were popping silver bullets,
There was Busch in the air.

While Labatt's blew a Canadian,
Jenny creamed up her twat;
Gave Southern Comfort to Samuel Adams,
While Molsen licked her Golden spot.

Pabst put up a Blue Ribbon and said we'll have a competition,
To see which lady's Honey Brown is truly f***ing b****in;
Killian's read the results, Ms. Miller won, we laughed,
But when she spread her legs we all felt the Genuine Draft.

The orgy that followed was a real Wild Turkey,
I was spurned off the juice from my little Beef Jerky;
Johnny Walker blacked out and woke up to find,
Pete's Wicked Moosehead shoved up in his behind.

Foster's had a Spanish b****,
but when he went to eat her;
he found her way too salty,
her name was Margarita.

St. Paulie's girl was on the floor,
Her snatch filled to the brim;
Bud yelled out, "if her twat can't hold it,
I bet her hiney can."

And next to her laid Old Milwaukee,
His face down in some piss;
Gurgling like a pig,
It just doesn't get any better than this.

So when you want a little wide mouth,
Or your brew'th needs some head;
Have an Amstel Light the sign,
That hangs above my bed.

Lick her in the front,
Poke her in the rear;
Suck my f***ing d*** b****,
And spit it in my beer.

[Trendkiller Z28]

Originally Posted by Jackal

How about an official beer forum poem..

The Icehouse was rockin,
Cuz the Shlits' were all there;
Guy's were popping silver bullets,
There was Busch in the air.

While Labatt's blew a Canadian,
Jenny creamed up her twat;
Gave Southern Comfort to Samuel Adams,
While Molsen licked her Golden spot.

Pabst put up a Blue Ribbon and said we'll have a competition,
To see which lady's Honey Brown is truly f***ing b****in;
Killian's read the results, Ms. Miller won, we laughed,
But when she spread her legs we all felt the Genuine Draft.

The orgy that followed was a real Wild Turkey,
I was spurned off the juice from my little Beef Jerky;
Johnny Walker blacked out and woke up to find,
Pete's Wicked Moosehead shoved up in his behind.

Foster's had a Spanish b****,
but when he went to eat her;
he found her way too salty,
her name was Margarita.

St. Paulie's girl was on the floor,
Her snatch filled to the brim;
Bud yelled out, "if her twat can't hold it,
I bet her hiney can."

And next to her laid Old Milwaukee,
His face down in some piss;
Gurgling like a pig,
It just doesn't get any better than this.

So when you want a little wide mouth,
Or your brew'th needs some head;
Have an Amstel Light the sign,
That hangs above my bed.

Lick her in the front,
Poke her in the rear;
Suck my f***ing d*** b****,
And spit it in my beer.

That was greatness!