I'm so pissed I can hardly see straight

**Checkmate** · March 9th, 2007, 06:13 PM

post a results thread later, time to go home.

**Rob** · March 9th, 2007, 06:13 PM

If it were real, I'd be all for banning Jewbag.

**Brightredone** · March 9th, 2007, 06:14 PM

If it is true, more power to him, at least she's actually 18. To many coincidences though, chances are one in a million.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

If it were real, I'd be all for banning Jewbag.

I'd be all for more than that.

**Booger** · March 9th, 2007, 06:16 PM

just browsed myspace for that area, quite a few good looking girls up there in that age.

**Buckwheat** · March 9th, 2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by checkmate

Then they will be able to rot in jail.

BFD...so I would rot in jail, but my conscience would be clear and I would have the respect of the others there.

**Mad Martigan** · March 9th, 2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

I'd be all for more than that.

ALCOHOL REPORT DOES NOT CONDONE "MORE THAN THAT"

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by checkmate

Then they will be able to rot in jail.

If you don't have kids, there is no way for you to understad.

**Mad Martigan** · March 9th, 2007, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve04GT

BFD...so I would rot in jail, but my conscience would be clear and I would have the respect of the others there while they pushed my s*** in.

Prolly.

**Brightredone** · March 9th, 2007, 06:20 PM

Not to mention if she did have a w****'ish myspace page, someone like Berman would actually be a catch. God knows the Virginia Sausage that would of already been up in that. I believe it was JD that didn't want to go on vacation one time in fear of leaving his daughter behind to get drilled by her BF in their house at the time.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Brightredone

Not to mention if she did have a w****'ish myspace page, someone like Berman would actually be a catch.

That's a nice theory, except there is one problem. The two live pretty damn far away from each other. Why would Berman be searching for girls in Virginia? He lives in Florida? It's quite obvious, if this is true, that he specifically searched for JD's daughter.

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by StealthZ06

That's a nice theory, except there is one problem. The two live pretty damn far away from each other. Why would Berman be searching for girls in Virginia? He lives in Florida? It's quite obvious, if this is true, that he specifically searched for JD's daughter.

**Brightredone** · March 9th, 2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by StealthZ06

That's a nice theory, except there is one problem. The two live pretty damn far away from each other. Why would Berman be searching for girls in Virginia? He lives in Florida? It's quite obvious, if this is true, that he specifically searched for JD's daughter.

And she coincidently had a myspace page, what he search every girl in the zip code. Didn't he find some crazy chick in Denver when he was in FL?

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 06:24 PM

Some proof would just be fantastic though.

**Bad LS1** · March 9th, 2007, 06:24 PM

JD just got :bermowned:

426 you act like this is your daughter, why don't you settle down and let JD and Berman handle this. The girl is 18 and an adult. If she is living with daddy still then it needs to be handled between her and her dad. Getting pissed at Berman for trying to hook up with a hot chick is kinda

**Rob** · March 9th, 2007, 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by StealthZ06

That's a nice theory, except there is one problem. The two live pretty damn far away from each other. Why would Berman be searching for girls in Virginia? He lives in Florida? It's quite obvious, if this is true, that he specifically searched for JD's daughter.

Berman is a scumbag, so that's expected.

**mirroredfire** · March 9th, 2007, 06:26 PM

I thought bermans car was yellow

**Joey** · March 9th, 2007, 06:28 PM

I want proof, you d***heads!

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JoeyZeppelin

I want proof, you d***heads!

Can we have a ban clock going? Midnight sounds good to me, I can come home drunk and read all about it.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Botz99ss

Can we have a ban clock going? Midnight sounds good to me, I can come home drunk and read all about it.

I wouldn't ban someone for playing a practical joke on the forum. That would suck ass.

**Rob** · March 9th, 2007, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I wouldn't ban someone for playing a practical joke on the forum. That would suck ass.

Yeah, it's probably a joke - either by both of them or just Berman.

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I wouldn't ban someone for playing a practical joke on the forum. That would suck ass.

They need to come out and say its a joke which would be cool, but if there still saying this is real we need proof.

**Mad Martigan** · March 9th, 2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I wouldn't ban someone for playing a practical joke on the forum. That would suck ass.

meatzerk

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Yeah, it's probably a joke - either by both of them or just Berman.

I hadn't even thought of it being a one sided joke. That would be even better.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I wouldn't ban someone for playing a practical joke on the forum. That would suck ass.

So, if I wanted to post a link to goatse, or any other harmful/offensive site, and disguise it as something else, that would be cool because it's a practical joke?

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

Yeah, it's probably a joke - either by both of them or just Berman.

I think JD started it, then berman just went with it.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Botz99ss

They need to come out and say its a joke which would be cool, but if there still saying this is real we need proof.

Well, alright. If they're still claiming it's true after a day or so, then we'll call out proof or ban.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by StealthZ06

So, if I wanted to post a link to goatse, or any other harmful/offensive site, and disguise it as something else, that would be cool because it's a practical joke?

Nope. Posting porn or closeups of genitalia isn't allowed.

**odySSeus** · March 9th, 2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Booger

just browsed myspace for that area, quite a few good looking girls up there in that age.

JD deleted her account. (supposedly)

**Booger** · March 9th, 2007, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by odySSeus

JD deleted her account. (supposedly)

well i'd have no idea how to find her, i dont know his real name...
much less what his daughter looks like....

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 07:02 PM

Berman has acted like this only one other time, and it was legit. He and AJ got into when Berman was caught sweet talking Merp in MySpace. It happened before, it's happening now, it will happen again.

**Jackal** · March 9th, 2007, 07:03 PM

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 07:16 PM

BTW, if it's true, I'll talk to Berman MORE (he hates when I do that).

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 07:21 PM

One of their asses needs to get back in here and clear this s*** up.

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

One of their asses needs to get back in here and clear this s*** up.

Ain't much to clear up, they are goofering around. Berman is too nice to act like an FBJ69.

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

One of their asses needs to get back in here and clear this s*** up.

Nothing to clear up. Berman is an ahole and that's about it. BTW, now my wife is pissed at ME.

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 07:27 PM

The word of the day is:

This has been a public service announcement from Ern.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Nothing to clear up. Berman is an ahole and that's about it. BTW, now my wife is pissed at ME.

Why?

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Why?

Because I'm the connection I guess. She thinks I'm responsible for him finding her in the first place.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Because I'm the connection I guess. She thinks I'm responsible for him finding her in the first place.

**DustinWS6** · March 9th, 2007, 07:33 PM

Still don't believe it one bit

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by DustinWS6

Still don't believe it one bit

Yea me either. Still waiting for proof too.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Because I'm the connection I guess. She thinks I'm responsible for him finding her in the first place.

I still don't buy this for a second, but this is an excellent example of the twisted logic that some women use.

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DustinWS6

Still don't believe it one bit

Makes zero difference to me who believes it and who doesn't honestly. I'm not here to sell you anything.

**Buckwheat** · March 9th, 2007, 07:35 PM

I honestly don't know what to make of this. I have never met JD, but what I do know of him from the days going back to LS1.com is that he is no a BS artist.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 07:37 PM

I can't believe that no one has posted this on LS2 yet.

**TK_05** · March 9th, 2007, 07:38 PM

Worst joke in the world... f*** if you guys are going to try and 'dupe' us, at least make it believable.

**FritoBandito** · March 9th, 2007, 07:43 PM

I really hope this is a joke.

**TK_05** · March 9th, 2007, 07:45 PM

It is a joke.. if this was real why would it be public on a message board.. thats what pm's and s*** are for..

**Buckwheat** · March 9th, 2007, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TK_05

It is a joke.. if this was real why would it be public on a message board.. thats what pm's and s*** are for..

I already mentioned that earlier. He said he tried to PM Berman but he did not respond to his multiple PMs so that is why he went public.

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 07:48 PM

I refuse to believe it is real.

Legal or not, the issue is about respect to JD, if it turns out true, Berman is dead to me, if it turns out it's a goof, I am going to send JD's daughter a one way ticket to New Mexico, where does fbj69 live, Gallup or some s***?

.

**GotBeer** · March 9th, 2007, 07:50 PM

what in THE f*** is going on in here...

**TK_05** · March 9th, 2007, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve04GT

I already mentioned that earlier. He said he tried to PM Berman but he did not respond to his multiple PMs so that is why he went public.

Not to mention... Berman post this

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 07:53 PM

Where the f*** is Berman? I have to go home in 9 minutes. He needs to prove this s*** is fake/real.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve04GT

I honestly don't know what to make of this. I have never met JD, but what I do know of him from the days going back to LS1.com is that he is no a BS artist.

Any guy who is 40+ and drinks regularly is a BS artist. That's generally a rule you can live by.

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 07:54 PM

Berman, you sick little f***. I would have never believed this without proof. The premise of the joke would have been f***ed anyway, no getting around it, a man's daughter is something not to be f***ed with for our entertainment. You should have stopped as soon as you started, then never brought it up, let alone let it go as far as it has/is.

**FritoBandito** · March 9th, 2007, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Ern

Berman, you sick little f***. I would have never believed this without proof. The premise of the joke would have been f***ed anyway, no getting around it, a man's daughter is something not to be f***ed with for our entertainment. You should have stopped as soon as you started, then never brought it up, let alone let it go as far as it has/is.

I'm waiting for proof

**TK_05** · March 9th, 2007, 07:58 PM

Now Ern is in on it..

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 07:59 PM

I'm out. Later all.

**Buckwheat** · March 9th, 2007, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

Any guy who is 40+ and drinks regularly is a BS artist. That's generally a rule you can live by.

I know plenty of 40+ year olds who drink like fish that are not BS artists. That is why I said I don't know that to thins of this. However, the odds of this happening have got to be astronomical.