I'm so pissed I can hardly see straight

**Rusty Shackleford** · March 9th, 2007, 08:01 PM

i have no clue if this is real or not. i find it unlikely that berman accidently found JDs daughter, but possible. if its accidental, its funny as f***, and ironic. don't fault berman for lookin for hot chicks on myspace to kick it with. but the comments made in this thread by berman about JDs daughter were highly inappropriate, even if true.

**TK_05** · March 9th, 2007, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve04GT

I know plenty of 40+ year olds who drink like fish that are not BS artists. That is why I said I don't know that to thins of this. However, the odds of this happening have got to be astronomical.

Would have been more believable if Berman came in acting like

If he 'didn't know' than why did he respond like 'whoops'.

**Ern** · March 9th, 2007, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TK_05

Now Ern is in on it..

Me and Jack Daniels have been bulls***ting for years, and I strongarmed/guilted the f*** out of him. No one plays me for a fool, that is my job.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve04GT

I know plenty of 40+ year olds who drink like fish that are not BS artists.

I was mostly joking.

**Rusty Shackleford** · March 9th, 2007, 08:22 PM

this thread reminded me of
YouTube - Hey Mister

**Capthowdy** · March 9th, 2007, 08:24 PM

So lets see....we either act sensitive and then look like asses if its fake
or we say stupid stuff and feel like a******s if its true

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix 5.7

this thread reminded me of
YouTube - Hey Mister

I use to blast that song back in high school.

**Evinissent Cum Guinness** · March 9th, 2007, 08:36 PM

It reminds me, in either eventuality, of the title of a certain play by the Bard involving Hero, Claude, Hero, Bened*** and Beatrice...

If this is a joke, whatever - funny. If this is true, whatever, but is this really the appropriate avenue to explore that eventuality? I should think a noble Virginian of 40 and an educated (albeit Floridian) jew could think of more reasonable venues to discuss this.

**Rusty Shackleford** · March 9th, 2007, 08:38 PM

ok mr fancy pants usin big words and literature references

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

If it were real, I'd be all for banning Jewbag.

you are such a douche. you of all people on here should know i have a little more integrity than that

**WhiteGP99** · March 9th, 2007, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

you are such a douche. you of all people on here should know i have a little more integrity than that

So this HAS been a joke?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteGP99

So this HAS been a joke?

why don't you read the other thread on the topic?

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteGP99

So this HAS been a joke?

He's trying to play it off that way, but in reality.....

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

He's trying to play it off that way, but in reality.....

now i want my integrity back. tell them the truth

**Capthowdy** · March 9th, 2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

now i want my integrity back. tell them the truth

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

now i want my integrity back. tell them the truth

Ok, the truth is, he really did contact my daughter but she rejected his sorry ass.

Seriously, props to Berman for being the fall guy.

**The_Great_1** · March 9th, 2007, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

now i want my integrity back. tell them the truth

you.....integrity on a message forum

**WhiteGP99** · March 9th, 2007, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

why don't you read the other thread on the topic?

I got to my computer after picking up my new puppy. (5 month old that would severly kick metro dogs ass) Opened that thread and never went back to the front page. Forgive me for posting in the thread that i had just finished reading :douche:

**Buckwheat** · March 9th, 2007, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I was mostly joking.

That's cool I am just kicking back having a nice cold Shiner's Dunkelweizen now.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Ok, the truth is, he really did contact my daughter but she rejected his sorry ass.

**Mannix** · March 9th, 2007, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's that I know about

FIXED

**Mannix** · March 9th, 2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

you're such a s***head. go choke on a cow d***.

Cows don't have d***s.

**Mannix** · March 9th, 2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

Posting porn or closeups of genitalia isn't allowed.

**Mannix** · March 9th, 2007, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

now i want my integrity back. tell them the truth

Integrity? You're a Hebe lawyer! Integrity indeed!

**Brightredone** · March 10th, 2007, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

you are such a douche. you of all people on here should know i have a little more integrity than that

Nice to see how quick he'd sell you out and jump sides over something so silly.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Brightredone

Nice to see how quick he'd sell you out and jump sides over something so silly.

that is why i named him The Mega c***. this episode just confirms his c*** status.

**Jack Daniels** · March 10th, 2007, 09:07 AM

Berman, empty your PM's.

**Booger** · March 10th, 2007, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

that is why i named him The Mega c***. this episode just confirms his c*** status.

I still think this is hilarious.

TMC is cool as f*** to hang out with, no actions of c*** status even showed up.
weird.

**Jack Daniels** · March 10th, 2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Ern

Berman has acted like this only one other time, and it was legit. He and AJ got into when Berman was caught sweet talking Merp in MySpace. It happened before, it's happening now, it will happen again.

BTW, I'm pretty sure this guy was in the loop in the end too.

**Captain Obvious** · March 10th, 2007, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Capthowdy

So whats JD gonna do?

WWJDD?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Booger

I still think this is hilarious.

TMC is cool as f*** to hang out with, no actions of c*** status even showed up.
weird.

just keep calling him TMC

**Booger** · March 10th, 2007, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

just keep calling him TMC

haha, I could do that....

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Booger

haha, I could do that....

please do so

**Booger** · March 10th, 2007, 09:32 AM

for what reason should i continue to do so?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Booger

for what reason should i continue to do so?

because it aggravates rob and an aggravated rob is a funny rob.

**Rob** · March 10th, 2007, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Brightredone

Nice to see how quick he'd sell you out and jump sides over something so silly.

It's not about "selling out." If anyone I knew actually did something like that, I'd drop them. End of story.

I said several times in this thread that it was a joke, though; I was merely speaking in hypothetical language when I talked about banning him.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob

It's not about "selling out." If anyone I knew actually did something like that, I'd drop them. End of story.

I said several times in this thread that it was a joke, though; I was merely speaking in hypothetical language when I talked about banning him.

you remain a worthless c***.

**Botz99ss** · March 10th, 2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

It's not about "selling out." If anyone I knew actually did something like that, I'd drop them. End of story.

I said several times in this thread that it was a joke, though; I was merely speaking in hypothetical language when I talked about banning him.

I actually agree with Rob on this. He did say it was a joke several different times during the thread, but if it was real he wanted him banned. I see nothing wrong with that.

**Captain Obvious** · March 10th, 2007, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Botz99ss

I actually agree with Rob on this. He did say it was a joke several different times during the thread, but if it was real he wanted him banned. I see nothing wrong with that.

I'd have to agree.

**WhiteGP99** · March 10th, 2007, 01:55 PM

So berman, no answer to the fact that my 5 month old puppy would kick the s*** out of metro dog?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteGP99

So berman, no answer to the fact that my 5 month old puppy would kick the s*** out of metro dog?

i believe it. i didn't get my metro dog for his (nonexistant) ass kicking ability. i don't care.

**shorgasm** · March 10th, 2007, 02:05 PM

Berman, you could have layed off the idiotic comments and at least carried this a few days..But nooo Jew boy just had to bust out the Ho comments..

**DustinWS6** · March 10th, 2007, 02:13 PM

Anyone who fell for that should feel bad

**Brightredone** · March 10th, 2007, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob

It's not about "selling out." If anyone I knew actually did something like that, I'd drop them. End of story.

I said several times in this thread that it was a joke, though; I was merely speaking in hypothetical language when I talked about banning him.

You would drop them? Like you offer some type of value or service to that individual. But you still stand by your word that he's a scumbag?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shorgasm

Berman, you could have layed off the idiotic comments and at least carried this a few days..But nooo Jew boy just had to bust out the Ho comments..

**Anthony** · March 10th, 2007, 03:37 PM

Hey Berman, just a friendly reminder that you have T-~30 hours until your perma-ban unless you come up with pictures of psycho-b****.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 10th, 2007, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by anthony6377

Hey Berman, just a friendly reminder that you have T-~30 hours until your perma-ban unless you come up with pictures of psycho-b****.

might as well perma ban me now, i'm not seeing her this weekend.

**Anthony** · March 10th, 2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bermanator

might as well perma ban me now, i'm not seeing her this weekend.

Done.

**Botz99ss** · March 10th, 2007, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

might as well perma ban me now, i'm not seeing her this weekend.

Quote:

Originally Posted by anthony6377

Done.

**Ls1Vazquez** · March 10th, 2007, 03:47 PM

Wait wait, what? Berman got permaned?

**TransAmDriver** · March 10th, 2007, 04:06 PM

L-O-L

**Nick** · March 10th, 2007, 04:40 PM

I think this one deserves a spot in the Classics... It was entertaining.

**Jack Daniels** · March 10th, 2007, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I think this one deserves a spot in the Classics... It was entertaining.