I'm so pissed I can hardly see straight

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 04:43 PM

Spring break is coming up and my 18 year old daughter has been planning to go to Florida. I thought she was being a little secretive about her plans so I did some computer snooping this afternoon. I figured that something was up and you're not going to believe what I found.

There's a guy in FLA she's been talking to on the net and it turns out it's that A-hole Berman.

Somehow he apparently found her myspace page and convinced her to come and see him on her trip. From what I gather through reading their messages to each other she has no clue about the connection and that I know him. I'm pretty sure it's him. The guy's name is Jeremy, he's a young lawyer, drives a Silver C6, and lives in the Ft. Lauderdale area. Who the F else could it be? I'm seriously thinking about catching a plane to Fla and kicking his ass.

**3GROC** · March 9th, 2007, 04:45 PM

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 04:45 PM

uh oh

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 04:45 PM

You're dead meat a******.

**Nick** · March 9th, 2007, 04:46 PM

I call shens. If it were true, you would've simply flown down and killed him with no warning.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 04:47 PM

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Get Shorty

I call shens. If it were true, you would've simply flown down and killed him with no warning.

Shens seconded.

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 04:48 PM

I don't know if he's just F-ing with me or what. Either way, it ain't cool.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

I don't know if he's just F-ing with me or what. Either way, it ain't cool.

You can't be serious.

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

You can't be serious.

**ill deuce** · March 9th, 2007, 04:51 PM

they've already had sex

**Jackal** · March 9th, 2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Shens seconded.

x3

I thought Berman said awhile back (on Ls2) he had to delete his myspace for 'legal' purposes.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackal

I thought Berman said awhile back (on Ls2) he had to delete his myspace for 'legal' purposes.

I don't remember. But if this turned out to be true....... Berms life will not be easy for some time to come.

**SphyNxXx** · March 9th, 2007, 04:54 PM

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Shens seconded.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 04:57 PM

Are you saying you don't want your daughter to get one of the many STD Berman has?

**Fly on the Wall** · March 9th, 2007, 05:01 PM

you can't mention your daughter without pixors

**jbss71** · March 9th, 2007, 05:02 PM

to much drama to be true

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

Are you saying you don't want your daughter to get one of the many STD Berman has?

i don't have any f***ing std's

i didn't know she was his f***ing daughter at first. i was just kind of randomly browsing pictures of hot chicks on myspace and came upon hers. she's actually a really cool chick.

not as innocent as her father might like to think, though

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's

i didn't know she was his f***ing daughter at first. i was just kind of randomly browsing pictures of hot chicks on myspace and came upon hers. she's actually a really cool chick.

not as innocent as her father might like to think, though

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

Please tell me this isn't true.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's

Yeah, and I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Please tell me this isn't true.

Post the link to Berman's Myspace.

**jbss71** · March 9th, 2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's

i didn't know she was his f***ing daughter at first. i was just kind of randomly browsing pictures of hot chicks on myspace and came upon hers. she's actually a really cool chick.

not as innocent as her father might like to think, though

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

wait soooo you dont deny this ??

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's

i didn't know she was his f***ing daughter at first. i was just kind of randomly browsing pictures of hot chicks on myspace and came upon hers. she's actually a really cool chick.

not as innocent as her father might like to think, though

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

Yea im calling

on this.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Please tell me this isn't true.

i didn't know she was his daughter at first. i swear.

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's

i didn't know she was his f***ing daughter at first. i was just kind of randomly browsing pictures of hot chicks on myspace and came upon hers. she's actually a really cool chick.

not as innocent as her father might like to think, though

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

I don't believe you. I think you're trying to F with me.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

Post the link to Berman's Myspace.

yeah right b****es. i deleted that s*** the second i figured this out.

**Jackal** · March 9th, 2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i don't have any f***ing std's

i didn't know she was his f***ing daughter at first. i was just kind of randomly browsing pictures of hot chicks on myspace and came upon hers. she's actually a really cool chick.

not as innocent as her father might like to think, though

and jd - she's an adult. get over it.

Pics or ban.

Sorry jd

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

Post the link to Berman's Myspace.

Why in the world would I know his MS addy?

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

yeah right b****es. i deleted that s*** the second i figured this out.

Figured what out?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

I don't believe you. I think you're trying to F with me.

what don't you believe? that i didn't know she was your daughter? how could i have known?

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

yeah right b****es. i deleted that s*** the second i figured this out.

Again the

flag will be raised.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

I don't believe you. I think you're trying to F with me.

I think you 2 planned this s*** and are f***ing with the rest of us.

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

I think you 2 planned this s*** and are f***ing with the rest of us.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Figured what out?

that she was his daughter!

i feel kind of like a prick right now

**Witchy** · March 9th, 2007, 05:07 PM

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

what don't you believe? that i didn't know she was your daughter? how could i have known?

Jesus, you know where I live. I think you went looking for her.

**Jackal** · March 9th, 2007, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

I think you 2 planned this s*** and are f***ing with the rest of us.

:tinfoil:

**Tucker** · March 9th, 2007, 05:08 PM

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

that she was his daughter!

i feel kind of like a prick right now

Ok, I may be dense, but what does YOUR MS page have to do with this?

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 426HEMI

I think you 2 planned this s*** and are f***ing with the rest of us.

i wish

i can only imagine the flak i'm going to take for this

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 05:09 PM

Im just going to raise the

flag again.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 05:09 PM

Post a screen shot of your daughters friends list on her myspace. Berman will still be there even if he deleted his profile. If you cannot produce this screenshot, you're full of s***.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Jesus, you know where I live. I think you went looking for her.

i didn't go f***ing looking for her. i found pics of a hot ass girl in all sorts of revealing poses, whose page made mention that she was coming to florida for spring break. if you want to blame someone, blame your obviously easy daughter.

do you know about that tat below her bikini line?

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i wish

i can only imagine the flak i'm going to take for this

I'm reserving any and all flak until I see proof that this isn't some BS.

**jbss71** · March 9th, 2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i wish

i can only imagine the flak i'm going to take for this

come clean now, its all a joke... if not you have lost whatever E-cred you had

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i didn't go f***ing looking for her. i found pics of a hot ass girl in all sorts of revealing poses, whose page made mention that she was coming to florida for spring break. if you want to blame someone, blame your obviously easy daughter.

do you know about that tat below her bikini line?

You're making it hard to keep my mouth shut until proof is provided.

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bermanator

i didn't go f***ing looking for her. i found pics of a hot ass girl in all sorts of revealing poses, whose page made mention that she was coming to florida for spring break. if you want to blame someone, blame your obviously easy daughter.

do you know about that tat below her bikini line?

This could have worked if you planned it a little better. You seem like smart guys too.

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

Post a screen shot of your daughters friends list on her myspace. Berman will still be there even if he deleted his profile. If you cannot produce this screenshot, you're full of s***.

Her myspace page doesn't exist anymore. When I saw the content I made her delete it. She's no angel, and she is 18, but this is just wrong. I'm convinced he went looking for her.

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Her myspace page doesn't exist anymore. When I saw the content I made her delete it. She's no angel, and she is 18, but this is just wrong. I'm convinced he went looking for her.

Okay, something's DEFINITELY not adding up here!!!!

**Botz99ss** · March 9th, 2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

Okay, something's DEFINITELY not adding up here!!!!

I'll just raise the

flag again because its fun and I enjoy it.

**Harmon Rabb** · March 9th, 2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Botz99ss

This could have worked if you planned it a little better. You seem like smart guys too.

huh?

this ain't a joke. i kind of wish it was.

**Tucker** · March 9th, 2007, 05:16 PM

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 05:16 PM

So, when did you discover this Jack?

**Nova5** · March 9th, 2007, 05:16 PM

So with Bermans current Whaling career in high gear, what would this ones weight be put at... 250? 300?

**slipknottin** · March 9th, 2007, 05:17 PM

**jbss71** · March 9th, 2007, 05:17 PM

you guys got 10 min. to come clean or it hits ls2

**FNA** · March 9th, 2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Daniels

Her myspace page doesn't exist anymore. When I saw the content I made her delete it. She's no angel, and she is 18, but this is just wrong. I'm convinced he went looking for her.

IF this is legit (and I still don't think it is), he did 100% for sure go looking for her. How many times has he "joked" around with you saying he was going to bang your daughter?

**Jack Daniels** · March 9th, 2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

Okay, something's DEFINITELY not adding up here!!!!

What's not adding up is why a guy Berman's age is going after an 18 year old. I swear to God I'm going down there.

**426HEMI** · March 9th, 2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StealthZ06

IF this is legit (and I still don't think it is), he did 100% for sure go looking for her. How many times has he "joked" around with you saying he was going to bang your daughter?

Exactly what I was thinking. No way this was a coincidence IF and that's a big IF it's all true.