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Old June 5th, 2007, 12:48 PM   #661
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hey. can someone give me the cliff notes of wtf happend with jonathan and ownage? did someone prove he's a virgin or something?

Over here or over there>?
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Old June 5th, 2007, 12:51 PM   #662
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wherever it occured. everyone is talking about some jonathan ownage. i missed it.
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Old June 5th, 2007, 12:53 PM   #663
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this one 1st...the threesome one...with virgins
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Old June 5th, 2007, 12:53 PM   #664
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Read up boss,
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Old June 5th, 2007, 03:12 PM   #665
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i whooped up on a c5 the other night at the screet races

a tt c6 showed up, atomic orange c6 z06, some 10 sec fbodies, etc etc

good times

Sweet. Wish I could have seen that
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Old June 5th, 2007, 03:18 PM   #666
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wherever it occured. everyone is talking about some jonathan ownage. i missed it.
You aren't alone, I still don't understand what happen or the whole 30 days thing.
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Was all the pictures taken down? If so what a f** thing to do...
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Old June 5th, 2007, 03:37 PM   #668
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Was all the pictures taken down? If so what a f** thing to do...
Mine? No...

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Old June 5th, 2007, 04:18 PM   #669
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No the J ownage pics in the thread or what not...
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He(big guns) deleted them immediately after the stun.His stun was only 7 days because of the progressive rule...many peoplestill have them..check some avatars
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He(big guns) deleted them immediately after the stun.His stun was only 7 days because of the progressive rule...many peoplestill have them..check some avatars
What progressive rule?


30 days.
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Old June 5th, 2007, 04:29 PM   #672
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Not that Hemi...normally they have progressive warnings and then stuns and then temp bans..

Most places will do the same but they have a specific rule they follow...well except for that whole mess with the 30 day thing.
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Not that Hemi...normally they have progressive warnings and then stuns and then temp bans..

Most places will do the same but they have a specific rule they follow...well except for that whole mess with the 30 day thing.
I know, it was a joke.
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Old June 5th, 2007, 04:34 PM   #674
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RAWr........fu then.
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Old June 5th, 2007, 05:35 PM   #675
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@ e-drama


this thread is a goldmine b****fest...
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Old June 5th, 2007, 05:51 PM   #676
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was jonathon the one with the NOTDADZ plate?
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Old June 5th, 2007, 05:56 PM   #677
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was jonathon the one with the NOTDADZ plate?
no, that was klayburn
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Wonder how fast you would be banned for posting those Mod Forum images. I don't recall seeing anything in the rules about that.
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it was a bad joke
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Wonder how fast you would be banned for posting those Mod Forum images. I don't recall seeing anything in the rules about that.
They'd use their catch-all trolling rule to stun you.
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Oh I doubt a rule would be cited. You'd just get.

30 days.
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Old June 5th, 2007, 06:32 PM   #683
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it was a bad joke
yah since you all know my father passed away. please dont take shots st my dead family like BOF on ls2 likes to do. I would really appreciate a little respect guys, thanks.
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yah since you all know my father passed away. please dont take shots st my dead family like BOF on ls2 likes to do. I would really appreciate a little respect guys, thanks.
Act like an adult once in a while and you might just get some respect.
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Act like an adult once in a while and you might just get some respect.
ill try to be more mature
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yah since you all know my father passed away. please dont take shots st my dead family like BOF on ls2 likes to do. I would really appreciate a little respect guys, thanks.
One must give respect if one expects to receive it.
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Old June 5th, 2007, 06:49 PM   #688
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One must give respect if one expects to receive it.
You have never been respectful to me in reply to something i said.
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You have never been respectful to me in reply to something i said.
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ill try to be more mature
ill try to have butt sex with a sea turtle, lets see who wins.
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be more action than you've seen for a while.. sea turtles
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yah since you all know my father passed away. please dont take shots st my dead family like BOF on ls2 likes to do. I would really appreciate a little respect guys, thanks.
its a good thing too. too bad he couldnt keep his d*** in his pants and made you. if your dad was as stupid as you i can only imagine what a w**** your mom must have been.
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its a good thing too. too bad he couldnt keep his d*** in his pants and made you. if your dad was as stupid as you i can only imagine what a w**** your mom must have been.
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its a good thing too. too bad he couldnt keep his d*** in his pants and made you. if your dad was as stupid as you i can only imagine what a w**** your mom must have been.


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its a good thing too. too bad he couldnt keep his d*** in his pants and made you. if your dad was as stupid as you i can only imagine what a w**** your mom must have been.

easy there big shooter....that's a bit far no?
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its a good thing too. too bad he couldnt keep his d*** in his pants and made you. if your dad was as stupid as you i can only imagine what a w**** your mom must have been.

Classy...
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i dont like stupid people.
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f***ing execution
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i dont like stupid people.


Whatever works..its only the internet..
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easy there big shooter....that's a bit far no?
Wow... I'm allllllllllll for picking on Jonathon... but damn, if his father really is dead, that's brutal.
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Respect is given when it's deserved. You don't deserve one ounce of respect.
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His father died sometime back and that is the extent I know of it but that is none of our business as far as I can see..

Besides he provides plenty of ammo otherwise..
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I don't want your respect.
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Yeah, that lasted long.
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the play by play ls2 talk is getting f***ing annoying
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And your in the LS2 thread because?
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because i feel like it. thanks
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That was brutal, Blaydeman.
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That was brutal, Blaydeman.
like i said...

a f***ing execution

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Just got let back on the other forum...
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so who is going to put 30 days in their avatar or something.
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so who is going to put 30 days in their avatar or something.
Someone already did.
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