I guess we can assume Sheryl Crow does not have a hairy ass

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 02:44 PM

It's a question that has been much on my mind..

and now I have the answer.
Give global warming the bum's rush: Sheryl Crow - Yahoo! News
Someone needs to get these bored entertainment people a hobby. Quick.

**BlackDemon** · April 23rd, 2007, 02:45 PM

what a wack job

**Nick** · April 23rd, 2007, 02:47 PM

**lucky_topher** · April 23rd, 2007, 02:53 PM

two to three squares?

she's never seen some of the small cities i've shat out

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by lucky_topher

two to three squares?

she's never seen some of the small cities i've shat out

You ever hear about Catalina Island just off the coast of CA? Yea, that wasn't there until after I moved into this town.

**Boss Hogg** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:06 PM

She is a f***ing crack pot.

Why the hell is she talking about toilet paper? She thinks that is where most paper is wasted? She has obviously never had a job in an office setting where there is a ton of paper waste. There are several people I work with who print out EVERY email they get or accidentally print out a 500 page report that they can't use and just toss. f***ing celebrities and their greenpeace s*** annoy me.

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:07 PM

You know, just to spite her I'm gonna stop using both sides of the toilet paper.

**mirroredfire** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:08 PM

some people shouldn't be allowed to think. The problem is most of those people seem to be the ones able to get press to pay attention to their "ideas".

**mirroredfire** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:08 PM

oh and if I ever meet her remind me not to shake her hand.

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mirroredfire

oh and if I ever meet her remind me not to shake her hand.

good point

**426HEMI** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:11 PM

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Singer Sheryl Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be introduced to help the environment.

Crow has suggested using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

The 45-year-old, who made the comments on her website, has just toured the US on a biodiesel-powered bus to raise awareness about climate change.

She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.

The pair targeted 11 university campuses to persuade students to help combat the world's environmental problems.

I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting
Sheryl Crow
"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

Laurie David's husband, Seinfeld creator Larry David, also appeared.

Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness".

She has designed a clothing line with what she calls a "dining sleeve".

The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another "dining sleeve" after the diner has used it to wipe his or her mouth.

No wonder Lance dumped her dumb ass.

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:11 PM

BEAT YOU b****!!!
I guess we can assume Sheryl Crow does not have a hairy ass

**mirroredfire** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:13 PM

also I love all these celebrities who probably own multiple million dollar houses trying to be green. Probably using enough power to light half of africa to heat/AC their house(s).

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by mirroredfire

also I love all these celebrities who probably own multiple million dollar houses trying to be green. Probably using enough power to light half of africa to heat/AC their house(s).

Maybe she buys carbon credits.

**michelob** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:17 PM

I used to thing she was a w****, now I think she is a dirty w****.

**mirroredfire** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by FritoBandito

Maybe she buys carbon credits.

buying and selling pollution, who would have thought

I actually had no idea till I looked it up

thats rediculous

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mirroredfire

buying and selling pollution, who would have thought

I actually had no idea till I looked it up

thats rediculous

You're kidding? Read up on Algore's involvement with carbon credits. It' enlightening.

**426HEMI** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FritoBandito

BEAT YOU b****!!!
I guess we can assume Sheryl Crow does not have a hairy ass

You may have beat me in the thread creation, but you still have a zit in your ear.

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

You may have beat me in the thread creation, but you still have a zit in your ear.

**mirroredfire** · April 23rd, 2007, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FritoBandito

You're kidding? Read up on Algore's involvement with carbon credits. It' enlightening.

no, I live in kansas we still burn s*** like 5000000 credit card apps outside sometimes

f*** carbon credits.

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by mirroredfire

no, I live in kansas we still burn s*** like 5000000 credit card apps outside sometimes

f*** carbon credits.

Well cut it out! I'd like to be able to wipe my ass without Jewel writing a weepy f***ing song about what an a****** I am for not getting s*** on my hands!

**Harmon Rabb** · April 23rd, 2007, 06:29 PM

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I have designed a clothing line that has what's called a 'dining sleeve.' The sleeve is detachable and can be replaced with another 'dining sleeve,' after usage," she explained in the increasingly bizarre posting.

"The design will offer the 'diner' the convenience of wiping his mouth on his sleeve rather than throwing out yet another barely used paper product... this idea could also translate quite well to those suffering with an annoying head cold."

**Merp** · April 23rd, 2007, 07:35 PM

**michelob** · April 23rd, 2007, 07:40 PM

just for that I am going to use a whole role tomorrow.

**George Jung** · April 23rd, 2007, 07:55 PM

This is EXACTLY why women should not be permitted to hold office, vote or speak

**TLayton** · April 23rd, 2007, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Get Shorty

**Blaydeman** · April 23rd, 2007, 10:41 PM

is she talking about single ply or two ply? 3 squares of single ply would suck. bathrooms that limited how many squares of toilet paper i could use would suck. i always use twice as much single ply as two ply

**mirroredfire** · April 23rd, 2007, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Blaydeman

is she talking about single ply or two ply? 3 squares of single ply would suck. bathrooms that limited how many squares of toilet paper i could use would suck. i always use twice as much single ply as two ply

I think she wants to start just wiping our asses with our own hands

**Blaydeman** · April 23rd, 2007, 10:59 PM

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A man was driving down a deserted highway when he had to take a s***. He holds it as long as he can and just when he thinks he cant hold it anymore he spots a tiny gas station. He pulls over and asks if they have a bathroom. "Around back says the attendant." Th man walks around back and spots a little wooden shack with bathroom written across the front. Anything is better than nothing so the man hurrys in and squats down and lets loos the snarliest s*** hes ever had in his life. Must have been all those fast food burritos. He finishes and just as he is about to wipe he notices there is no toilet paper. He starts freaking out and looking around the stall. He spots a hole in the wall with a sign above it that says " Insert five dollars, wipe ass with finger, insert in hole and your finger will be warmly and wetly cleaned. " The man is upset but knows he has no other choice. He inserts five dollar into the hole, wipes his ass with his finger and sticks it in the hole. Suddenly his finger is smashed between two bricks. The man screams in pain yanks his finger out of the hole, sticks it in his mouth and starts sucking on it...

**Rusty Shackleford** · April 23rd, 2007, 11:15 PM

But there's just one thing I wanna know...
How's that damn three seashell thing work?

**SphyNxXx** · April 23rd, 2007, 11:39 PM

Who wants to go roll/TP her house?

**FritoBandito** · April 23rd, 2007, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SphyNxXx

Who wants to go roll/TP her house?

We're there dude.

**danislame** · April 23rd, 2007, 11:41 PM

1 piece of toilet paper? i would have had to shower after my pewp today if that was the case.

**TLayton** · April 23rd, 2007, 11:54 PM

I'm pretty sure I'd eat jello out of Sheryl Crowe's ass...Even if she didn't wipe good

**FritoBandito** · April 24th, 2007, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 97stalliongt

I'm pretty sure I'd eat jello out of Sheryl Crowe's ass...Even if she didn't wipe good

That is of course how she keeps her ass clean. Just put jello up in there on occasion and her fans will keep things s*** and span for her. Kind of like how a shark uses pilot fish.

**Harmon Rabb** · April 24th, 2007, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SphyNxXx

Who wants to go roll/TP her house?

brilliant!

**TK_05** · April 24th, 2007, 01:11 AM

My first crib will have a bidet. Only way to roll my friends.

**Harmon Rabb** · April 24th, 2007, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TK_05

My first crib will have a bidet. Only way to roll my friends.

so you enjoy a jet of water up your ass?

**TK_05** · April 24th, 2007, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Ahab

so you enjoy a jet of water up your ass?

I enjoy being cleaner than you, yes.

**Harmon Rabb** · April 24th, 2007, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TK_05

I enjoy being cleaner than you, yes.

i'm going to mail you a box full of my used tp

**TK_05** · April 24th, 2007, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Ahab

i'm going to mail you a box full of my used tp

I'm going to move.

**Witchy** · April 24th, 2007, 06:35 AM

**TLayton** · April 24th, 2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by TK_05

My first crib will have a bidet. Only way to roll my friends.

**Jaredk** · April 24th, 2007, 01:17 PM

Good old poop hand.

**426HEMI** · April 24th, 2007, 01:30 PM

Damn, I'm starting to grow tired of owning the f*** outta Kyliewhatshername over on LS2.

LS2 Forums - Sheryl Crow may just be the biggest moron of the year.

**FritoBandito** · April 24th, 2007, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Damn, I'm starting to grow tired of owning the f*** outta Kyliewhatshername over on LS2.

LS2 Forums - Sheryl Crow may just be the biggest moron of the year.

I avoid arguments with idiots. There's no way you're gonna clue her in.

Now maybe if we can get Berman to bone her we can run her out like Ali...

**Boss Hogg** · April 24th, 2007, 03:37 PM

Let's counter her proposal with the idea of wiping your ass with a penny, ala berman.

**slipknottin** · April 24th, 2007, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 426HEMI

Damn, I'm starting to grow tired of owning the f*** outta Kyliewhatshername over on LS2.

i like kylie.

**FritoBandito** · April 24th, 2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by slipknottin

i like kylie.

She may be nice but like Crow she's a dingaling.

**slipknottin** · April 24th, 2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by FritoBandito

She may be nice but like Crow she's a dingaling.

**Bill Shatner** · April 24th, 2007, 03:50 PM

Crow needs to be executed for that cover she did of Sweet Child of Mine

**426HEMI** · April 24th, 2007, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by slipknottin

i like kylie.

Ok. I didn't say I disliked her. She's ok in my book.

**SphyNxXx** · April 24th, 2007, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando

Crow needs to be executed for that cover she did of Sweet Child of Mine

No female pop singer should ever try to cover that song.

**ill deuce** · April 24th, 2007, 09:47 PM

she said it was a joke

i mean you really think she's never wiped her ass before?

**FritoBandito** · April 24th, 2007, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ill deuce

she said it was a joke

i mean you really think she's never wiped her ass before?

She? Sheryl or Kylie? Really doesn't matter because I won't believe either of them.