Pineapple Upside Down Cake
This is a f***ing great shot, that goes down smooth, and tastes wonderful.
1 oz. vanilla vodka
1 oz. pineapple juice
Drop of grenadine
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Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Otto, you are an alcoholic." "Dammit, Otto, you have Lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right.
My manager told me, "Mitch, don't use alcohol as a crutch." I can't use alcohol as a crutch because a crutch is something that helps me walk. Alcohol severely f***s up the way I walk. It's more like the step I didn't see.
-- Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
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